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Pump my ETH shitcoin bags, pump my LINK (lmao!) bags, please pump Shittystrategy and El Bagholdor bags

In an onsetting global recession while money will go into electricity bills

Fucking imbeciles lmao

>>51000038
Filet mignon and a nice red wine.

>>50965343
>extinction
>meme lines show your shitcoin can go to 15.5k
Your terms are acceptable mumu

you know what i love about you mumu? *sips* aah... *chuckles* mumu, it's your naive optimism. you don't think about much of anything... do you? you just keep buying. makes our job much easier here at the hedge fund. there's always a buyer when we need to sell. and that! mumu, that! is why you are so dear to me. you don't understand what's happening, but you're still sitting here, with a dumb smile on your face, yelling: "buy the dip!", "diamond hooves!", "bears r fuk!" hahahaha... i could go on! you know mumu, sometimes you get lucky. a few weeks, months, sometimes even years! of irrational exuberance. but mumu? eventually we have to come back to earth. and that's where i come in. i know it's hard for your bovine brain to grasp, but stonks don't "always go up" my little friend. what you called "bullish" last week? uh oh... it's actually bearish. *chuckles* *sips* mmm... that is great. so mumu, i'd say be careful out there, but that probably don't do you any good. so just keep slurping that dipperino! heh heh heh. now if you'll excuse me, i have an appointment with my good friend dr. burry. and i do have to return those videotapes i got here. see you later mumu, i'll let you know when i need a buyer to increase my short position!

>>50949749

In the beginning of a global recession fuelled by European electricity shitshow?

Meds, why don't you take 'em?

>>50950166

In theory you can mesh-sort (like gravel) positions to see what different kind of players are doing, but in practice it is almost useless because the market is driven by emotions and memes, not any analysis or rationality.

One's system must be as simple as possible to be consistent and to give rare but she signals.

Ironically, "buy the dip" is such a system (due to various psychological reasons, such that FOMOing by lots of retail degenerates is the strongest market force).

Trading is psychology, not math, noggers.

I hope FTX and Binance know what to do lmao.

Easiest money ever for them.

>>50935506

To 20k lmao.

And then we will see

And fucking DOGE is already reversed lmao

All these pumps are just desperate slav ghetto dwellers. Fucking ETH is a slavcoin, and fucking link is just an international shitcoin for the dumbest

AAAAAAAAAH

Fucking imbeciles lmao

Even fucking SHIB had mooned. Pathetic.

which could be explored by hackers is 0 (zero).

t. Software engineer.

>>50890164

Probably that such a complex update won't fail or even does not contain bugs and design flaws which could be explored by hackers is 0 (zero).

>>50886993

Why, degenerates are buying the tops of their favourite shitcoins.

>>50885653

Yes, and then what?

Degens and imbeciles are hoping for another golden bull run which they won't miss lmao.

Each "higher low" is followed by idiotic exuberance of low volume buying by literal chsinlink degenerates.

Makes sense.

This wasn't the bottom lmao.

Just imbeciles are returning to normal.

This is fucking retail who thinks they are macroeconomic expects, every single one of 'em.

Short it after stonks peaked after opening.

mumu. oh mumu. oh mumumumumumu. poor little naive baby cow. stonks only go up, you thought. you were told. just slurp the dip, you said. you fooled yourself into believing. and now look at you. down again. you can't seem to win. you didn't want to look at reality. and now reality bit you in the tail. but it's not too late mumu. i have here a fantastic device. a bobo tf machine. with a simple click of the "sell" button on all of your assets, you too can become a winner in this market. you're not expecting tomorrow to be green... are you? oh mumu... my sweet summer bull. there can only be one reason for today's dump, mumu. you know what it is, deep in your heart, don't you? even a naive calf like you should be able to understand that smart money has access to information far sooner than retail ruminants such as yourself. oh yes, today is only the beginning of a long, steep and painful crash. you were warned, mumu. whether you heed this warning or continue desperately clinging onto your soon-to-be-worthless baggies, well, that's on you.
good luck mumu, let's hope you don't lose your job at least.

Is just fucking third world degens and low iQ slavs buying LINK and ETH.

It makes perfect sense. Degens wishful thinking about golden bull run which they won't miss lmao.

And yes, the canonical example of "markets can remain irrational" LOL

The fucking senate bill fueled the stonks.

Now CPI is what only matters.

I really hate these no volume pumps by literal degenerated buying chain link. All this unnecessary tension.

This is getting spicy. How can I check in fidelity if I received my shares as a dividend or a split?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/whugh6/how_tda_is_handling_splividend_they_didnt_receive/

This is the most reliable indicator since Link cultists are the true imbeciles of all crypto scene.

Just what till there no more buyers and short the top of the retarded green dildo.

Thank me later.

I refused to believe that stupidity and absurdity could reach such cosmic levels in actual reality.

Now I know how to trade this shit but it is already almost the bottom.