/biz/ - Business & Finance

Third worlder here. My cunt's currency depreciated 20% against USD mtd, and I expect it gonna crash more after American market opens. What should I do? Should I buy gold? or yen? I completely don't know I've never tried investing before and my entire saving is dying halp

fell for the singularitynet meme and bought at 3200 sats, literally the top, then sold at 2700 sats on binance, kill me

bought tron at 10 US cents because biz told me main net was coming, now i'm left bruised and buttered holding a -40% bag, should i just sell now? main net already done...

so biz do you think we are reaching the bottom? or are btc and eth coing to 6000/400 usd levels?

have some fiat, waiting the moment to pull the trigger and get me some sweet crypto

I prepared for my MBA with all my soul
Got a very good score (top 5000 rank) but the fuckers rejected me during interview for no reason
I had also left my job
Now I stay at my home all day long
No friend circle, No one to talk to
I do not think I can get the same score again
I give up

So, I already know the type of comments I'm likely to get. But, I am hoping to get some opinions on a quick way to take my portfolio from about 8k to about 10-11k. After that I need to take about 3 grand out for some emergency stuff. I dont want to take it out now, or I would rather not as it would decimate my total holdings amount and I do plan on staying in crypto long term, but I could really use a good bump.

>>9388061
I prefer non-messy suicide with little cleaup
>Sleeping pills + alcohol. Don't forget the alcohol, it wont work w/o alcohol.
>Hose hooked up to your car
>Jumping off a really tall bridge

One way I thought about was to rent a boat and a large weight. Take it far out into the ocean. Tie weight to leg and hang off side. Then shoot yourself in the head. No cleanup, make sure you're dead and not a vegetable b/c you'll drown anyway, and you feed the ocean.

>>9387388
Seems like that's what they're treating it. They also referenced a time I kissed her at work (while we were alone in a room) and then when I refused to hold her hand in public and referenced that to emotional manipulation too.

This is not a larp at all btw, I wish it was. I was floored when I read the report. I'm setting everything up to sue them.

Flash crash or Crash crash? What are we experiencing right now biz? Is it tether time?

>bought req early, $0.10
>never sold
>watched price skyrocket
>still didn't sell
>watched price dive down to $0.40
>still didn't sell
>watched price increase back up to $0.70
>still didn't sell
>watched price dive down and settle at $0.30
>still didn't sell
>watched price dive more and go back up to $0.30
>still didn't sell

>mfw volume is now too low to sell
>mfw I'm fucking retarded
>mfw I believed in the shilling
>mfw I'll never make it

>>9326580

>>9293121
Because my emotions are scabbed over. I'm dead inside.

haha time to kill myself!