/biz/ - Business & Finance

> Be me, driving some long balls at my local golf range
> Hear two douchebags in the cubicle next to me discussing their portfolios
> Suddenly mentions GME
> The guy talking catches me watching and listening to him
> He says "watch this drive"
> I do
> He says there’s gonna be another stock split after the price rises to $800
> Says the price will then slowly rise again to $800 over the course of the year
> Says it's gonna be a slow unwinding of the shorts
> He says it has to be this way to protect the integrity of the markets
> He then winks at me, gives me the guns and says
> "Hey kid....." (I'm 38 btw)
> "Thanks me later"