/biz/ - Business & Finance

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Reading the poet anon, that is pretty grand
Nilhistic humor, that's a fun old jam
That last specific stanza sadly broke my heart
Castor Maritime ended up a big wet fart

Market's bipolar, we can all agree
The line's bouncing up and down, well it's just so routine
Yet there's one specific stock of mine, not to be too crass
But the shit dump known as KTOS can frankly kiss my ass

Investing is easy, that's what my friends all say
You'll make up your paycheck, in a single day
Maybe they're all on to something I can't understand
I just lose my money here in SOXL land

When I invest my cash, get my money from the bank
I do me some study, my investments I do rank
Sadly there's a problem, maybe it's just me
But any stock that I look at gets outdone by GME

Looking at the market now, there's a source of dread
There's blood soaking all the streets, men wish they were dead
I'm down over 12%, and not to be too crass
But the semiconductor stocks all just fucked my ass

Woke up to my stocks today, they gave me a fright
Everything was crashing, no green line in sight
I'm bad at making safety nets, that I admit, of course
But at least I'm not invested in that fucking sinking Horse

Woke up to my stocks today, they gave me a fright
Everything was crashing, no green line in sight
I'm bad at making safety nets, that I admit, of course
But at least I'm not invested in that fucking sinking Horse