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I tell them the truth. I don't work, I mostly read and play video games. Working is just a different kind of slavery, where you have to pay your own expenses but you get to pick your master and he doesn't get to beat you. Ant then they say stupid shit like "I will always work, I just wouldn't know what to do with myself otherwise." And then I say, "So, you don't know what to do, unless someone is telling you what to do." Then they pic related.

You will NEVER be able to go back in time and fuck that girl in highschool that had a crush on you. You will never experience teenage love.