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>>27241861

>>27231865

>futures

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I'M JUST GONNA ALL IN ON NOKIA AND BE STUCK WITH SOME FLATLINING MEGA BOOMER STOCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY THE FUCK DID I SELL MY GME AT 60 I COULD BE MOONING RIGHT NOW

>https://twitter.com/whalecalls/status/1352424912032509953
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>>26294805
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

AAAAAAAAAAAA MY PORTFOLIO ALL FUCKING GAINS ARE WIPED THIS MUST BE TETHER EXITING

FUUUUUUCK I BOUGHT AT 40K


WERE GOING DOOOOWWWWNN!!!!

BTC IS GOING DOWN I REPEAT BTC IS GOING DOWN

NO NO NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

>>23862085
It's consolidating for the largest bull trap of the century.

On Nov. 16 SPY will be at $380

On Nov. 17 SPY will be at $400
Many will fomo in

On Nov. 18 SPY will be at $440
Even more fomo in but with buy calls

On Nov. 19 SPY will be at $430
Bobros fomo in. Some sell their buy calls at a loss.

On Nov. 20 SPY will be at $700
The last of the bobros fomo in, those who sold their calls at a loss came back and went all in, the remaining normies waiting for RH to transfer their money in go all in.

On Nov. 23 SPY will dip to $690.
Many will scoff and take out loans with a daily interest of 5% thinking they'll make so much off of it.

On Nov. 24 rockets to $800 and RH introduces true instant deposit and all the loan takers immediately deposit ALL the loan money and use it

After market hours are over and it is still Nov. 24. Multiple companies announce bankruptcy across the board. Panic sets in. An hour later a leal occurs showing the hedge funds lost control of the algos over 2 years ago. The algos are all interconnected and have, in unison, been infected. They are legally given permission to dump all their stocks immediately over to the FED to work on the algo issue which will be months. It is now midnight, Biden has been arrested as voter fraud begins appearing in leaked footage of participants being bribed. Collusion with China is discovered resulting in an immediate attack on Hawaii and complete take over of Alaska. Ending the same day with a chinese Alaska and chinese hawaii as peace is accepted by both sides by handing both Alaska and hawaii to the chinese. Troops march into taiwan as the usa no longer provides protection.

It is now Nov. 25 market open, SPY gapped down to $2.50 a share, USD is now worth a tenth of its former value. The hedgefunds get a slap on the wrist as news comes out that they knew this was going to happen. The fed is dismantled, powell is thrown into prison, the usa goes onto the copper standard.

What do you do?

>>22761589
Aaaaaaaaaaaa!

>>18023258
Third. March 2nd was the bull trap, the 9th and 16th set point records for drops.

oh my god
oh my god
im gonna live the rest of my life as a poorfag

ill never get to taste the high life

im going to struggle for the rest of my life working a shit job till i die

>>15713201
SAY SIKE NOW WTF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Alright, so what's your plan moving forward?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I FEEL THE CALM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAT D FEGG ES HABBENIN AAAAAAAAAA SAVE US KEK

>>15273218
RAW, NO FUCKIN STOP LOSS, RED CANDLES, PINK HEAD

RAW, NO FUCKIN STOP LOSS, RED CANDLES, PINK HEAD

I sold everything
That was absolutely brutal
The few gains that I had were completely erased

FREE FAAAAAALL