/biz/ - Business & Finance

>got drunk again
>tripped over something while out on garage
>kick it and accidentally smash my foot into the door
>start screaming obscenities
>roastie walking her dog is just staring at me from the driveway

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Please just one last bulltrap. I need to fucking sell higher

>>18194005
>>18193996
You forgot the best parts. European market is basically a casino.
Warrants, mini futures, turbos: 10x leveraged calls/puts. Can go 1000x+ underlying if interest keeps stacking up.
Your investment can also go to 0 very fast.

And, degenerate gamblers favorite, leveraged certificates. Goes X times against underlying, exist in both call and put version. We've got 20X against all big indexes, and 10X against commodities and shares. Just think of them like Shares but they are multiplied by 10 times and reset every day. If the underlying goes down enough to multiply towards 0, it becomes worthless instantly that same day, bye bye money

Best part is these can be day traded at any time and have no expiration unless listed or they become worthless

Also
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>>18008175
Why can't this dumb bitch do something to pump crypto if she has interests in it? She could fuck a couple of the old boomers in the Senate and get them to support a crypto stimulus bill

>The head of the World Health Organization says that Europe is now the "epicentre" of the Covid-19 pandemic.

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>>17730075
ahhhhhhh that's even worse
why do our governments hate us

BROOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS

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SPY JUST GO SUB 290 FOR FUCK SAKE

so red open - red close is pretty much guaranteed?

>>17304228
>>17304235
>>17304244
>>17304246

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO WORK TODAY

WHEN TF THEY FINNA GONNA SYNC MOBILE AND DESKTOP WALLETS

viewing this image brought about a sharp pain in my gut

im not god dammit
ill be shitposting on here

>ywn make it and stream garbage on youtube for idiots sat in front of your ostentatious orange lambo

>>16612476
NO!!!!! STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STOP!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>16531578
>I EAT OUT SIX TIMES A WEEK WHY DON'T I HAVE ANY FUCKING MONEY!!!!

>tfw didn't buy at $2
called it a scam