Oh my god, it's dumped over 600 since I last checked.
You're all so rekt, you need to practice the biz theme song.
There's a biztard who's sure all the shitcoins are gold
and he's buying some Chainlink and Ripple.
When they dump he will know, that he was a fag,
and with weak hands he sells quick in panic.
Ooh, ooh, and he's buying another crap shitcoin.
There's a fellow anon warning him to stay tethered
'cause he knows the Bogs will dump it again.
In a thread about SV, there's a corecuck who whines,
saying Segwit and Lightning is better.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.
There's a feeling I get when I look to the past,
and I dream of another moon mission.
In my thoughts I have seen ETH at fourteen hundred,
and Monero at five hundred forty.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.
And it's shilled here that soon, if we all buy in now,
then Satoshi will lead us to lambos.
And a new ATH will dawn for those who hold long,
and the blockchains will echo with profit.
If there's a loss in your blockfolio, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the bullrun.
There's many Bitcoins you can buy now, but in the long run
you'll fomo in for Satoshi's Vision.
Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know,
McDonald's calling you to join him,
Dear faggot can you not realize, that you must,
wagecuck the remainder of your life?
And as we wind on down the road,
our losses bigger than our gains,
There walks a Russian boy we all know
who shines green light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
the gains will come to you at last.
When we've got one terabyte blocks
and Bitcoin's global cash for all.
But for now all you have are some shitcoins.