/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58404362
niggers are still buying Gamestop stocks instead of slurping on BTC and MUMU kek

>>58404700
unironically slurp any altcoin that has a history of a high ath and is currently undergoing a discount
take for example agrs, ath was 10, currently sitting at 5, if you buy now you'll be guaranteed a x2 once the bullrun begins, btc halves and all alts pump, there's some with an even bigger growth margin possible, this is my alpha to you op

>>58381384
Eat shit bobo
Mumubros will fuck your asses holding MUMU like the bulls we are

>>58358146
MUMU is on it's way to a 100x
not a financial advice, just a warning

>>58349709
I buy alts specifically, so in my case i just tell people about the usecase and then they pretty much understand it and even buy some. Lately i just tell my normie friends who are all into AI about AGRS and how its going to revolutionize the world and they pretty much all bought my bags. Simple as that. Im guessing memecoins will be harder to explain

>>58337067
sell it
buy MUMU
best decision of your life
i'm not shitting you here anon, that shit is fucking useless

>>58308681
MUMU can

>>58199550

>>58020205
Good luck fag
i recently put a lot on MUMU myself and got a x10 win, tho i think it can go even higher, wish me luck as well

>>57984019
DID SOMEONE SAY UNITY?
now in all seriousness, we need to stand together, brothers
we keep comparing our wallets like we're comparing dick sizes
we're better than this, we're strong, we're intelligent (kind of), we're biz
we need to look forward to a new era of crypto, one were the decentralized coins are united under a single banner, all hail MUMU, our lord and savior, the good side of biz, the best side of biz
we will make it niggas, but we need to be strong and hold on for the incoming storm

I just slurped 50k

>20k BTC
>10k ETH
>8k MATIC
>6k AGRS

the last 8k went completely to NVIDIA stocks

Am i going to make it slurpbros?

>>57641409
>>57641444
Based, slurping even more now.

good thread

slurping a bag rn its nice to know there are still good shills on biz

>>57549117
>wake up
>drink some water
>feed my cats
>watch memes and play league for 12 hours straight
>eat once in a day
>check wallet
>SPX dumped
>buys more SPX
>repeat until SPX pumps
>SPX pumps
>sell
>buy back when it dumps again

ez

>>57505612
What the fuck are you talking about, we're at peak pre bullrun season considering there are still 2 months to go until the halving. $AGRS is hitting a massive post dump recovery which means that we're likely to go back to the 6$ support that formed back in december, then there's INJ and CST, just to name a few.
Right now if you're not searching for tokens on discount you're wasting your time and robbing your future self of a lot of money, which is uhh, quite stupid to say the least

>>57478493
It's called better slurp now or regret it later

>>57445671
We obviously pump the tokens that come out after ww3? Obviously. I mean fucking jew peter (ticker: $JEWP) is pumping because peter griffin showed up dressed in a jew costume in that one episode, what makes you think that war wont make the market pump?

>>57045725
Okay i hear ya, keep talkin'

>>57032731
/biz dissuades everyone from buying good caps and fine projects because if they're not in, nobody should be. Viralx started gaining some heat on some threads and the jannies started banning people for suggesting the idea of getting into marketing projects. Sometimes being a contrarian is good, sometimes you have to dyor

>>56975949
Its slurpy season OP, i would advice to go trend-shopping on dexscreener, find a good microcap gem with low roi and start swinging. But if you're feeling like holding then choose just one of those tokens

>>56666526
there's a lot of schizos in plebbit and twitter buying VINU, I don't know why but I joined the wave, maybe there's something I don't know, they didn't charged me for any fee tho

>>56070057
I hope you're talking about the best feeless DeFi coin with their own debit card, Sora ticker XOR, right?
right?

>>55816617
I wasn't planning on buying but after the last pump i slurped

>>54946269
Okay bros we're all going to make it tonight
>SLURPS ON COPIUM
because we're all part of this huge project
>SLURPS MORE COPIUM
called thing that dares to question the current crypto meta
>INJECTS COPIUM ON VEINS
and if we stay together
>RECEIVES AN DOSE TROUGH ANAL-CANAL
we'll all make it