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The amount of beta orbiting around some LARPing namefagging trap every time I open smg is fucking disgusting.

Some dude unironically talking about how he wants to fly out to wherever you ate and track you down and take you out to dinner jfc kys

>>10172788
Lol what a faggot.

I'm ashamed of my father for going down with the Lehman ship and not going to Goldman when he had the chance in early 00s.

I'll inherent literally millions less than I was supposed to because he was so senior that you get paid 80/20 in stock/cash and the stock is deferred comp for years out. So basically the last 5 years he worked there he worked for free since all that deferred comp went to 0 before he ever saw it. Dumbass.

Still rich enough to pay for my 60k/yr undergrad out of pocket and then give me my college fund when I graduated that I bought a condo with. I'm about to save enough for ab50% down payment for another condo and move into there and rent this one out. When I pay off that second one I plan on buying a house and having the millennial ducks renting my 2 condos pay my entire mortgage while I drink monsters and mvle my lawn at 9 am.

I'm 25.

There are people who unironically quit decent jobs to become crypto day traders in 2017 lamo.

Anyone with half a brain who has been in this game for years sold out in dec/Jan and put all that money into Boomer tier investments like real estate, blue chips, and art and is now set up to retire for good by 40 with plenty of passive income