/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58317767
How good is your eye contact and how many managers have you asked to speak to?

>>58164515
Boomers win again

>>58149538
>>58149810
>zoomers are in love with cartoons and robots
I don’t get it

Yup... slow and steady wins the race brother

You’re all too soft
By the age of 25, men of my generation had served in a war, bought a house, 2 cars, and had 2 kids without sending his wife to work

Now all you kids want to get rich being cyberpunks

>>57731501
You better have 1 Bitcoin to post in this thread buckaroo

>>57285921
Holy based

This dude deserves to live the rest of his life in a supermax. Actions have consequences niggers. Don't fall for a hitman scheme either retard lmao

>>56581661
Do you buy vidya games?

>>56392957
>band
You should take music lessons if you want to start a band young man

>>55933101
>WAGMI
It's about damn time. I'm ready for the makening

>>55767311
Do you live at home? Not bad otherwise, boomer pilled

>>55156441
I dunno but based chudjak

>>55028052
fuck off. we're full

I remember when biz created a meme based around a goofy Eastern European kid. This kid destroyed the bogs and saved our portfolios. Now you’re all so ungrateful that you won’t even pump his shitcoin. Every old fag who doesn’t hold a bag of sminem’s token should be ashamed. 1% of every transaction goes to the meme himself. Let’s pump a true biz board coin and save this Russian kid from the draft

>>54495803
I remember back in 2018 this board was calling for $1k
Don’t (you) me, newfags

>>54378593
>Why isn't the housing market crashing?
Are you guys stupid?
Housing doesn’t crash every 10 years, that’s the stock market and the two aren’t heavily correlated

I feel like zoomers expect housing to crash despite increasing population and more Chinese investors than ever
They’re so fucking dumb they can’t do simple math. I would love for housing to go to $0 so I can buy a few properties but real estate markets aren’t that volatile. The 08 crash really fucked to zoomer expectations of how real estate markets function. Real estate is an extremely local market anyway. But these idiots think it’s a national market that moves in lock step

>>53049660
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Look a zoomer that can spell!
You're the generation least able to deal with reality.
You're the apex predator at internet scamming but that doesn't keep the lights on or the water flowing. Set your watch (or in your case one of your 50 iphone alarms) for when basic utilities stop working and you all fortnite dance into your graves.

>>52891406
Take comfort in knowing most people in relationships are miserable
Especially the ones who have been caught cheating on each other

>>52782852
Pre-meta mask
24 word seed ftw

>>52667640
incorrect.
Your corp approved work tracker says you are behind on moving the thing back and forth, work harder.

>>52646337
Kids these days need to show proof of accountability

>helping boomer look up county tax lien auctions
>list of properties, some with addresses some without
>asks me to find information about the ones without addresses
>get the full title reports on each one
>try to show him the county arcGIS map
>drew summaries of the plots with nearest adjacent addressed property
>"I don't need any of that other stuff I'll just plug it in to my gps and go take a look"

>>52369096
I dont have a lot of money in them (2% of my commod portfolio) and dont want to take loss at -80%.

>>52368795
Also just found the yellow spotted frog pasta.

>Be me, yellow spotted frog
>Wonder onto a ranch cause there's a pond where the cows drink from
>Chilling on a pile of cow shit when I see farmer Jhon checking up on his oil well
>Eat fly
>Three days later I'm still chilling on my pile of cow shit when some s o y sucker takes a bunch of pics of me
>Scared, hop.
>The next day 30 s o y suckers pull up in their Teslas and chain themselves to farmer John's tractor
>Some s o y sucking celebrity on Instagram makes it viral and gets gubna moonbeans attention
>Moon bean eminent domains all 500 acres of farmer John's ranch that his family has owned since 1850
>Gets land deeded to me
>Homeless Jhon is now living in a refrigerator box outside Fresno
> 2 years later pond gets cemented over by a Chinese solar company.
Wanders onto next ranch.hoppity