/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26537965
For me it's
>SLAUGHTER THE GOYIM CATTLE, DRINK THEIR BLOOD, FEAST ON THEIR FLESH

Send me all of your money and I'll repay you in monthly increments just enough for you to survive.

>>26394121
>what are your credentials?
I'm Jewish.

>>26338051
>be born jewish to a rich family
>get modest interest free loan of $1M from my father
>invest it
simple as

>>26334605
>posting in a stock market general
>not jewish
NGMI
it's over

My personal observation. When the stocks I buy go up after-hours they dump the next day. When they go down they pump the next day. How do I profit off this?

>>26285449
Success breeds jealousy. I don't hate you gentile cattle, I pity you.

>>26283100
>Think deep down though we're all looking one way or another for acceptance and daily contentment
I just want the taste of warm blood in my mouth and the cold sensation of gold coins in my fist.

>>26241235
Golden Bull Year confirmed.
How long until Moses comes down off the mountain and beats the shit out of us?

>>26188783
Based FUDposter tricking the goyim into selling so I can buy their cheapies.

>>26138514
>help those around you to get to where you're at
NGMI

You grab the ankles of the people above you and bite them until they fall down. Then you kill them and consume their flesh to grow stronger. You climb to the top, up and up forever until you reach the summit. Then you kill anyone who tries to even get near you. The world lies at your feet. You are become g-d.

Praise G-d, may you guide my hand against the throat of every gentile cattle. May I drown the Earth in their blood. Shalom.

>>26134764
I look at the 3M and 1W candlesticks and then go all-in on red stocks, sell the next day when they turn green. I have never used TA. I have never looked at fundamentals. G-d tells me what to buy.

>>25953191
I consume the flesh and blood of goyim, does that count?

/pol/ NPCs:
>the world is ending, America is about to civil war, economy will crash any day now
Normal rational jewish elite:
>number go up, pump till it dumps

>>25947643
>a business that does nothing except move money around
But that's exactly what you're doing when you trade stocks. You don't invest in yourself?

>>25929018
Strong sell signal, I'm dumping my bags nao.

I could give you a small loan to pay off that debt. 10,000% APR. You in or out gentile? If you don't pay I will liquidate your family btw.

Oy vey Mr. IRS man I lost all my shekels in a tragic accident. No taxes for me hehe.

>>25894187
Moldovians are brown gypsies though. I'm only attracted to white jews and those of gallic stock.

I made $5000 in an hour today trading stocks. I did it on my phone while watching anime. What now?

>>25858074
I boughted 10,000 BTC when it was $3

>stop jerking off to cp in your cubicle

I'm getting fucked today /biz/
In a good way