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listen here you baggots i went to the grand university of minnesota and got my phd in 'i know better than you' history. So listen up chump.

we got the power of windmill sized yeti grenade bouncers yapping your dog sized chew toy up off the carpet. listen.. it doesnt get any better for you from here on out. you will sell and if you dont me and big bertha here are gonna blow you sky high. listen i cant be the bearer of bad news but i got a message, "lay off the drs" kid if you know whats good for you. i can take you out back and show you a good time or two, just me and big bertha. listen, i know you are a good kid so im gonna let you go okay. then im gonna hunt you down for being a bad kid and good kid back to bad and then down again for the count. got it, kid?


before i blow the show and hit the road you better know im coming for all of you. stop what you are doing or ol' ronnie boy here is gonna swoop doop big boop your chute with big bertha and blow you to the ground, kid. listen okay i know i went over board but ol' pearly here is gonna hit the sack and then go to bed. got it, kid. listen you need to know i bring the heat the thunder the flash kid. got it? good. now i think you got it before the good and bad. i will be back though. ol' ronnie is always coming back. in fact, he never leaves ol' ronnie and big bertha here gonna show you why i never leave. got it? listen kid. you think you know but you dont. so stop.

this stock going to 0 real quick. faster than ol' ronnie boys career. you see i got a comeback here ol' hedgies gave ol' ronnie boy here a big check to come back and smack some sense into you. big bertha and ol' pearly gonna stop you from taking away from my retirement. ol' ronnies retirement all he got now. now im coming. ol' ronnie is riled up and he is coming, kid.