/biz/ - Business & Finance

i have 6 figure losses
what's the least painful way to kill myself?

I'm thinking it's GHB + xanax + alcohol for me

I lost 300k and have decided to end my life

lil tip /biz/ if you have already made it, don't squander it by being greedy.
6 figure hell is a meme, mid 6 figures is more than enough to change your life

goodbye frens

>bought the top again

>>13943688
/biz/ just tears me apart no matter what I do. I need to go back to DCAing and stop coming here entirely

>tfw only 10k LINK

>>12154888
TIME INVEST IN ROPE! THE ECONOMY CRASHING WILL BE ACCOMPANIED BY A MASSIVE ECOLOGICAL DISASTER THAT WILL DESTROY 50% OF LIFE ON EARTH!

>>10999389

imao bruh these bank stocks just Imao fuuuck

>>8686201
You are a... You are a... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Are you ready for me Lambo-land? I'm coming for you... Please wait for me...

>>8615827
A bear with a long tounge representing a long red candle representing crypto crashing even further than already?..

I don't have enough lube for this. It looks like it goes this way though...

>Buy BTC Long on BitMEX @8610 for 100x
>Watch it go to 8700 but don't sell, too greedy
>It falls to 8510, liquidating me

JUST

>below my initial investment
just kill me already

>>8242058
no normies allowed ree

>tfw 10% gains is all we gonna see now

>>7699229
It wouldn't even be as bad if the streetshitting scum actually put some effort into their shill posts.
Instead what we have is the same shit every thread with a different shitcoin as it's posterchild. I'd happily watch crypto die just to see these cunts go neck themselves.

Really made my unused brain since 1945 think

>>7460699
Apparently OP can't read worth shit either.
>Posting that you've done something doesn't mean that you've actually done it, AKA. LARPing
>There's no proof that you're even the same dumbfuck that posted the last retarded threads either
>If you actually had shorted it you'd just post a screenshot or some form of evidence since you don't need to hide your LARP
In summary, you're a shitcunt LARPing and probably have about 10$ worth in crypto that your mommy gave to you after you cried to shut you the fuck up.
Now unironically neck yourself and improve the genepool.

DELETE THIS PLEASE DLETE THIS I CANT HANDLE THIS

who else bought @ 100k sat?