/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Be me
>Have no idea what blockchain is nor do I care
>A friend of mine was mining btc back in the day
>Gave me 500 of these gems
>Forget about them on years on end.
>See BTC interest pick up in 2017
>Friend goes broke, lie to him and tell him i lost the BTC (Like I'd ever give them back)
>Invest BTC into ICO's being shilled
>Turn 500btc into 1350
>Sell around 18k
>have around 24mill

...mfw life has changed. I see people now scrounging for this shit whilst I've made it. I literally goto conferences and people just know you're minted. ICO's hounding you, get given free tokens. Never read a whitepaper in my life. Oh and the girls at these events, total cock whores. And all I have to do is be myself. Oh and pic related helps too.

P.S Whilst us "bitcoiners" are out enjoying the world youre stuck at home all day trying to catch a pump whilst youre holding my bags. Appreciate it.

Feels good to be an early adopter. The envy pours from every man's eyes.