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SOLANA MEMECOINS ARE TRENDING WITH JUST DUMB JAPANESE CAT NAMES ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO PICK ANY WINNERS

>SPEND TWELVE HOURS WATCHING THE NEW PAIRS ON SOLANA
>BUY RANDOM SHIT COIN
>RUGS
>BUY ANOTHER RANDOM SHIT COIN
>RUGS
>BUY ANOTHER RANDOM SHIT COIN
>RUGS
>BUY ANOTHER RANDOM SHIT COIN
>RUGS
>BUY ANOTHER RANDOM SHIT COIN
>RUGS
>OVERLOOK THIS ONE RANDOM SHIT COIN FROM THREE HOURS AGO
>MOONS A MILLION PERCENT
>ENTIRE FUCKING DAY WASTED
FUCK ALL THE LOSERS WHO CREATE RUGS ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT CHAIN. FUCK ALL THE LOSERS WHO USE BOTS TO MARK MY TRADES AND TRADE AROUND ME. FUCK SCAMMERS. FUCK THIS GAME. FUCK YOU.
>fed file, case number#0346545756-a

>see new coin
>fade it
>pumps 10,000%
>hate self
>see another new coin
>buy it
>dumps 100%
>hate self
>see another new coin
>buy just a little bit
>pumps 10,000%
>make $10
>hate self
>see another new coin
>buy a lot
>dumps 100%
>hate self
i hate this fucking game. how the fuck do these rat faced scammers manipulate me like this???????

HOLY FUCKING SHIT SLOWLANA
>FAILED
>FAILED
>FAILED
>FAILED
>INCREASE TX COST
>FAILED
>FAILED
>INCREASE SLIPPAGE
>FAILED
>FAILED
>FAILED
>10x TX COST
>10x SLIPPAGE
>FAILED
>FAILED
>FAILED
>DOUBLE SPEND

I CANT HANDLE THIS VOLATILITY ANYMORE

FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK SHILL ME SOMETHING IM SITTING HERE WATCHING
>SYNCUS
>GPU
>SHIB
>CLORE
>COX
>HBAR
AND EVERYTHING OTHER FUCKING THING SHILLED HERE MOON BEYOND ALL RATIONAL REASON. SHILL ME SOME MICRO PENNY SCAM THAT HASN'T LEFT THE STRATOSPHERE YET

I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO BUY SELL OR DO NOTHING ****THEYYYYY**** HAVE GENUINELY CONFUSED ME ALL BETS ARE OFF BITCOIN IS NO LONGER PREDICTABLE FUCK THIS GAME FUCK MY LIFE I DIDNT MAKE IT I HAVE TO BE THEIR SLAVE INDEFINITELY THROUGH LIFE AND DEATH FUCKKKKKKK

THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER CORRECTION IN THE HISTORY AND FUTURE OF BITCOIN I MISSED THE LAST GREATEST BUYING OPPORTUNITY OF MY LIFETIME MY FUTURE GRANDCHILDREN WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME

FOR FUCKS SAKES IS IT GOING TO DUMP OR NOT?!

>get lost in analysis paralysis
>research all the shilled/fudded shitcoins
>pick one
>finally fomo
>get scammed
>watch the one i didn't pick moon 10-100x and would've changed my life forever
HOW IN THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING HELL DOES THIS HAPPEN EVERY FUCKING TIME?! HOW DO YOU PIECE OF SHIT SCAMMERS DO THIS AND KNOW@?#&#?%*

FOR FUCK SAKES WILL THEY JUST GO AHEAD AND DUMP THE FUCKING THING ALREADY!?#^?@# OBVIOUSLY ITS GOING DOWN WHY JUST LET IT FUCKING HANG THERE DOING NOTHING???

I THOUGHT IT MIGHT DUMP AFTER THE ETF I THOUGHT IT MIGHT PUMP TOO BUT I NEVER EXPECTED THIS FUCKING AGNOIZING TORTURE OF IT DOING ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING ITS JUST FUCKING SITTING THERE HANGING BY A FUCKING THREAD OF HOPE IM GOING OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND

I DIDNT SEE THIS COMING AT ALL!!!! TELL ME WHICH BITCOIN ETFS TO FOMO INTO RIGHT NOW

IS ANYTHING GOING TO ACTUALLY FUCKING CORRECT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS RALLY EVERYTHING IS MOONING LEFT AND RIGHT CONSTANTLY WHAT THE FUCK

STARING AT CHARTS EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAMNED DAY

V SHAPED RECOVERY ON ALTS I AM SO FUCKING BULLISH OMFGFFFGGGG

ITS GOING UP AND UP FOREVER THERE WILL NEVER EVER BE ANOTHER CORRECTION ACROSS THE ENTIRE SPAN OF OUR LIVES

WILL THERE EVER BE ANOTHER CORRECTION

WHY IN THE FFUCK IS EVERYTHING MOONING ON SOME OBSCURE CHINESE EXCHANGE NAMED AFTER EGGS

ALL THE MEGA GAINS ALTS ARE HAPPENING ON NON-US EXCHANGES WHAT THE FUCK

every pepe coin for the last fucking decade has been a scam but NOW THIS TIME ITS A FUCKING 10,000xxx WHAT THE FUCK

THIS COIN
THIS STUPID FUCKING COIN