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bakkt will give crypto more legitimacy for boomers, exposing them to "bluechip" altcoins. ie. LTC, XRP, ETH

Expect an altcoin run then massacre around feb 2020

>>15316911

>>15302064
>>15302064
what does this mean?

>>15207857
>the year is 2030 AD
>9 years post 589
>the new societal class division is "Ripple Chads" vs "Stinky Linkies"
>everyone who held even a small stack of XRP prior to the Day of the rope is now considered aristocracy
>NonRippler Syndrome now listed first in DSM-8
>Brad rules the earth with an iron fist. His massive stack allows Him and His Council to fetch data from the Esoteric Realms
>David Schwartz is praised as the Messenger of Prophecy
>every action but the most rudimentary (like breathing and eating) is now performed through an instant cross border payment. Among the upper classes even those are done in a trustless manner
>therefore Those Who Hold XRP de facto rule the earth, as their value are needed to facilitate any action
>as XRP is non-mineable, stinky linkys are forced to labour, often under slave conditions, for Ripple Chads
>Ripple Chads with large stacks fall into great decadence, as the passive income they receive from stacked nodes allows them to become lifelong smelly NEETs
>Link heretics are forced by the Ripplesition to choose between conversion to XRP or death

>>15207588
are you crying?

>>15186875
good luck, anon

>the year is 2030 AD
>9 years post 589
>the new societal class division is "Ripple Chads" vs "Stinky Linkies"
>everyone who held even a small stack of XRP prior to the Day of the rope is now considered aristocracy
>NonRippler Syndrome now listed first in DSM-8
>Brad rules the earth with an iron fist. His massive stack allows Him and His Council to fetch data from the Esoteric Realms
>David Schwartz is praised as the Messenger of Prophecy
>every action but the most rudimentary (like breathing and eating) is now performed through an instant cross border payment. Among the upper classes even those are done in a trustless manner
>therefore Those Who Hold XRP de facto rule the earth, as their value are needed to facilitate any action
>as XRP is non-mineable, stinky linkys are forced to labour, often under slave conditions, for Ripple Chads
>Ripple Chads with large stacks fall into great decadence, as the passive income they receive from stacked nodes allows them to become lifelong smelly NEETs
>Link heretics are forced by the Ripplesition to choose between conversion to XRP or death

>the year is 2030 AD
>9 years post 589
>the new societal class division is "Ripple Chads" vs "Stinky Linkies"
>everyone who held even a small stack of XRP prior to the Day of the rope is now considered aristocracy
>NonRippler Syndrome now listed first in DSM-8
>Brad rules the earth with an iron fist. His massive stack allows Him and His Council to fetch data from the Esoteric Realms
>David Schwartz is praised as the Messenger of Prophecy
>every action but the most rudimentary (like breathing and eating) is now performed through an instant cross border payment. Among the upper classes even those are done in a trustless manner
>therefore Those Who Hold XRP de facto rule the earth, as their value are needed to facilitate any action
>as XRP is non-mineable, stinky linkys are forced to labour, often under slave conditions, for Ripple Chads
>Ripple Chads with large stacks fall into great decadence, as the passive income they receive from stacked nodes allows them to become lifelong smelly NEETs
>Link heretics are forced by the Ripplesition to choose between conversion to XRP or death

>>15160317
>>15160364
SEETHING

>>15159569
You're gonna make it anon

>he doesn't know>>15144477

>the year is 2030 AD
>9 years post 589
>the new societal class division is "Zirps" vs "Stinky Linkies"
>everyone who held even a small stack of XRP prior to the Day of the rope is now considered aristocracy
>Zirpless Syndrome now listed first in DSM-8
>Brad rules the earth with an iron fist. His massive stack allows Him and His Council to fetch data from the Esoteric Realms
>David Schwartz is praised as the Messenger of Prophecy
>every action but the most rudimentary (like breathing and eating) is now performed through an instant cross border payment. Among the upper classes even those are done in a trustless manner
>therefore Those Who Hold XRP de facto rule the earth, as their value are needed to facilitate any action
>as XRP is non-mineable, stinky linkys are forced to labour, often under slave conditions, for Zirps
>Zirps with large stacks fall into great decadence, as the passive income they receive from stacked nodes allows them to become lifelong smelly NEETs
>Link heretics are forced by the Ripplesition to choose between conversion to XRP or death