/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58293591
Scammers are adapting to the /biz/ market faster than we can keep up.
Remember how the events following the OG CTA for LINU.
>January
>OG OP makes a thread convincing anons to spend "beermoney" and hold to create another SHIB
>LINU pumps, first slowly to 1m
>/biz/ starts naming this movement a "community takeover"
>The moment it starts showing signs of success another smaller campaign starts to revive HOKK from last cycle (fine whatever)
>LINU continues to pump all the way to 13m
>Within 2 hours LINU sees a 50% dump because /biz/ can't be arsed to hold anything
>Swingers take over our boy
>HOKK pumps some bit, dumps
>Swingers take this over too
>A bunch of dickheads from after the LINU pump dig up some old crusty ass dog named Lucky Inu and attempt to frontrun another 'community takeover'
>They shill, it pumps then swingers take over this coin
>February
>/biz/ Swingers are totally in control of all three dogs but LINU's energy is undeniably higher
>Meanwhile scams such as spyro and pepemmo are taking over the board
>In the background there are a shit ton of jeets conspiring how to scam /biz/ next
>They look at the dogs
>a dim lightbulb goes off in their tiny genetically stunted brains
>They create over 20 different "Inu" coins in order to attract degens from the 3 dogs
>These coins never go anywhere, barely reach 5 figure mcap before rugging but there were about 20-30 of them because they kept working
>March (and right now in April I guess)
>Base is hot shit
>Everything wants to be on Base
>Jeets finally figured out an easy way to launch new shit on base
>This is what they do now, steal memes like they always have and put them on Base to set up rugs
Meanwhile the same jeet hallmarks they use to "blend in" since forever never stopped:
>Pretend to be white
>Post witty comments
>Post reaction image macros
>Call random anons niggers for disagreeing with them
>Never acknowledging legitimate concerns and acting like having questions is FUD
Did I miss something?