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100k after the halving

I don’t know about you all... but because of Corona this is the first time since college that I’ve felt alive. I have lots of Bitcoin and been waiting for something like this to happen for 5 years. The point where things get so bad that 1000 satoshi will buy me a blowjob from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 year old daughter at the same time. I’ve been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who buy their wives range rovers instead of buying BTC... knowing that I’ll be face fucking their wives mouths for the 1.30$ it cost me to buy that 1000 satoshi.

Just yesterday at Whole Foods I seamlessly entered into conversation about Corona with a roastie milf that had a ring on her finger in the water aisle... and I said this is all a plan to make Bitcoin the next reserve currency. She started looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in cum. At the end of the conversation I’m like take my number I have plenty of protection and freeze dried food if you ever need it and she took it from me.

The 5-digit orders are bots and never allow themselves to be touched, unless they're market bought (they hate this)
There is a similar setup on the opposite side of the order book. These two walls work together to walk the price in the desired direction. Anyone posting orders between them are sheep getting fleeced. Weak hands get shook. Right now, they're obviously pushing it down, along with btc, and the astroturfing CIA level FUD on the board to demoralize hodlers or discourage new investors. You cant do anything about it or control it or read it. The best thing to do, and what they hate the most, is to just keep buying it. We know what link is and we know it's necessary. We are fighting deep pocketed individuals who not only know this but hate that we got in and got our hands on any of them.

>>16583798
Try to find me you frog faced fuck!!!!!

>>16483381
Sounds fun, can we be fwens?

Social capital thread!

How many friends do you have and how much do you think they help you financially? (Indirectly or directly)

https://strawpoll.com/1h3ez7dy

$2

What is Haircomb? You may be wondering, but this little gem is like no other.
It does not even use ECDSA which is quantum prone and replaces it with what?
A pure SHA256 that secures Bitcoin mining for more than 10 years. The results
are promising. Remember mimblewimble? It uses pedersen commitments for anonymity
but Natasha invented that pure hashlocks again are sufficient for this purpose.


What's the price? 10 million sats? Haha, no, we're giving it away nearly for
free to early adopters. Only 546 sats per claim. Mining fees apply.

Is 1.59 COMB enough to make it?

>>16066879
I think you mean "walla"

I've a plan. I will find the next 1000x HODL and get rich. Who's with me?

hepy birsday

based and redpilled

Based and redpiled

>buy magical internet money
>price goes up, be happy, post memes
>price goes down, be sad, post memes
>one day realize it doesn't matter
>realize that what matters is I had fun with you guys
>realize that bitcoin has value to me, that is what matters
>realize that the fun I had here worth more, than money
>realize that the real bullrun was the friends I made along the way
>realize that the true value of bitcoin is you guys, my friends
>realize that blockchain chained us together
>realize that Satosi is inside our hearts
>tfw I finally made it

>>14755004
>Buying scamcoins when alts are bleeding
YIKES

>>14560091
Thanks a lot fren, you have made me the richest man in New Delhi.

>>14436850
let's do it fren

Father gave me a small loan of $1,000,000 for Christmas. Put up my first son as collateral, just in-case things don't work out so he can "raise a better son".

Shill me on what altcoins to invest in.