/biz/ - Business & Finance

>recklessly inflates the money supply
>disregards finitude completely
>halts your bullrun with a single pen stroke
>is a thousand years old
>friends called him Steve Moneychin
>literally owns a money printer
>lol BRRRRRRRRRRRR
>inner dialogue is almost entirely comprised of evil laughter
>is constantly conspiring
>poses with sheets of money
>wife literally resembles trophy
>never answers questions directly, especially ones involving money
>doesn't know who Axl Rose is, doesn't even look it up
>always thinking of more ways to brrr
>hates precious metals
>rooms go quiet when he enters
>never runs out of money

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