/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55831253
Based

beans and rice, nigga... beans and rice....

>>55717445
there is no reason to finance a car if you have the money. you are not going to get a rate lower than tbills on your car loan and you can NOT guarantee you'll outpace tbills with the stock market.

>Dave I'm 190k in debt for dropping out of med school 9 years in and following my dream in studying african studies. My wife is a school aide and we both drive Mercedes cars. I'm 9 months behind on my mortgage and 6 on both cars. All 5 credit cards are maxed and my private loans are also a year behind. The IRS is pissed about being late on the last 3 returns.
>What do I do?


Rice and beanz bitch

>>55705509
>40-75% yield ETFS
look I don't even know which ones you're talking about. but that for sure is not sustainable.

>>55695758
>bioshit
>sub-$100M market cap
>negative book value
>2 employees if >>55696520 is to believed
>cash on hand will run out this quarter at the rate they've been burning it
I mean, clearly this company is going bankrupt. BUT. Due to low liquidity even puts aren't a silver bullet. The only winning move is to stay far, far away from this flaming dumpsterfiew shitstock.

>>55532767
>Mouthwash? Spit it back into the bottle so you can reuse it.

>>55525484
>What is the optimal leverage ratio?
No leverage

>What is the best way to attain this leverage?
Paying off all your debts

>What is the underlying asset for this leverage?
Rice. And. Beans.

>>55514068
>Unemployed
>7$ Chinese food

non-tranny edition

>Brokers:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/tony-dwyer-85313715
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Bogle
https://www.zerodha.com/

>Risk management:
https://www.global-mind.org/gcpdot/
https://www.random.org/
https://www.magic-8ball.com/

>Investments:
https://www.carvana.com/
https://www.etsy.com/market/rare_disney_watches
https://www.instantpot.com/instant-pot-home/
https://www.yachtworld.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3szkFHfr6sA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydYDqZQpim8

>Educational sites:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.hentai-foundry.com/
https://www.instructables.com/
https://www.leetcode.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.astrology.com/us/astrology-calendar-2023.aspx
https://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/year/2023/jewish/holidays-2023.htm

previous >55507932

There isn't going to be a housing collapse STUPID!

Now I know you want to get rich quick dummie, but let me tell you something...YOU CAN'T GET RICH QUICK STUPID! You need to sell all of your bitcorn and move it into a mutual fund ASAP. Wait 40 years, and you'll be a millionaire.

When I get all these callers complaining to me about being broke in their 70's and losing their homes, IT'S YOUR FAULT! IT'S...YOUR....FAULT!!!!

>filter your poop for micronutrients then eat it

>he has a credit card
explain yourself

Listen up kiddo. Everyone needs to work!

You need to sell that bitcorn or whatever the hell that crap is called...you are going to reinvest it in something called a mutual fund...A...MUTUAL...FUND!!!!

After you put your money into the mutual fund, you are going to wait 40 years. You'll end up with $4 mil in your bank account when you retire in your 60's.

When people call me to tell me they're broke at age 65. It's your fault...IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>55261217
If you are below $10k don't bother diversifying. Five is like the absolute most #positions you want at that level, or 1 position per $1k, whichever is smaller. Focus on getting familiar with the mechanics of buying/selling, and on how companies do over time vs how they said they were going to do (you are reading the quarterly earnings right??). Think of this as a practice run for when you are able to save up more.

Also. You should consider having at decent portion (like 50%) be SPY or equivalent, so you at least have a baseline that won't be rekt by bad decisions. And I'm assuming you have at least a 3-month emergency fund in cash or equivalents... if not then picrel until you do.

>>55225724
>>55226085
And by the way, 3x leverage? sounds like debt to me.
cash it. tonight. if you even can.

>>55220919
D:

Rely on farts to heat your home.

>>55173627
>Had to nip my debt level in the bud
so.. you paid off ALL your debt (other than low interest mortgage debt).... Right??

>>55114201
rice&beans

>>55114192
NTA but yes

Cut your grass with scissors instead of buying a mower.

>>55055340
If I held for only $xx I’m booting up several Minecraft servers. Graphics maxed out. Several shader packs running simultaneously.

Shoot yourself near the mouth of a volcano to save on funeral/cremation costs.

>>54996619
>dont waste money on toilet paper, use wash clothes to wipe your ass so you can wash and reuse them