/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>3453727
I feel like I should be able to relate life advice to you, but I may be too drunk to do so...
>listening to rippletits, /fit/, /gomad/ etc,
>falling for the STEM meme as a FUCKING WHITE MALE
>24 y/o virgin (just buy a prostitute bro -- you're a canadien... go to one of those massage places in Montreal that are legal (forget what they're called but those girls would definitely fuck you for the right price since if would be obvious to them that you're a virgin and therefore STD-free)
>get your fucking drivers' license so you can rid yourself of your virginity. it's become a plague upon your mind and body. the opportunity for losing it to be something special is long passed.
>HODL
>get rid of the v-card.

Seriously, save up the $200-300 bucks and at the very least get the handjob thing they do up there. I can't fucking remember what it's called. It's vaguely japanese-sounding. I did it twice and it was very pleasant.

Anyone have a link to conference updates or a live stream? Im debating selling the news but with brass coming soon i may just hodl through the pain. Someone say something constructive.

Bumping for interest. And if you don't mind me piggy backing your thread, would ETH be a smart long term investment? If etherum is really wanting to sink its teeth into the market the way that it is, would it be just a waste of time if I invest a couple of bucks per week (maybe 5-10 where I don't even notice it)?

>>2131960
>this shameful coordinated shilling

every single shill in this thread should kill themselves