/biz/ - Business & Finance

I showed my little sister my monero, and she started screaming hysterically.

Bitcoin is round, right. So if it wanted to, it could roll. It hasn't so far. But it could. But this also means... that if the ground that Bitcoin is on was to get angled upwards a bit (so the ground in front of - or to the right of - Bitcoin is raised and the ground behind Bitcoin - or to the left of it - is lowered), then Bitcoin would start rolling backwards. That would be bad. Then the candles on the chart would start going to the left. It would turn into a leftist coin. And the price would probably become negative. I guess that'd mean everyone would starting "owing" money to Bitcoin. Just like how everyone "owed" everything in taxes to the jewish communist Soviet government. So how do we make sure the ground doesn't get angled upward, huh. It's a problem we should solve. But if it gets angled downwards then Bitcoin might start rolling really fast downwards which would reduce the price so eventually it'd be worth less than fiat. That'd be bad too. Optimally the ground should be totally flat and someone should blow on Bitcoin from behind to give it a push. But there's also the question of whether Bitcoin spinning around would cause everyone's portfolio to spin around as well. Maybe the "you spin me right round" song would start playing. That'd be kinda gay dessu. But if we all spin together as Bitcoin spins then maybe we wouldn't notice the spinnage.

>>57889436
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The ETH gas smells bad.

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Please stop farting and pooping and pissing inside the blockchain. It makes the coins smell bad.

>>57879358
Please stop farting and pooping and pissing inside the blockchain. It makes the coins smell bad.

Please stop farting and pooping and pissing inside the blockchain. It makes the coins smell bad.

...I poop YOUR pants.

I bet you wouldn't expect that, huh.

What if the Bobos are wrong about BTC crashing to 10k and even wrong about it crashing to 3.5k....... but not wrong as in it doesn't go there, but it keeps dropping -- to below 1k.

What would /biz/ be like then, huh.

There's not only a CME gap at 9.7k but also one at 20k. For realsies, check it out. And then there's one at 3.5k. So there's 3 gaps which will drag Bitcoin the fuck down. Nothing can prevent it.

Is /biz/ a status symbol to you? Do you brag to people that you browse /biz/? Are you known as "That financial guru who browses /biz/, that exclusive den of billionaires." among your friends? Have you used /biz/ to get into places you otherwise wouldn't be able to, and to join social circles you otherwise wouldn't be welcome in?

Is /biz/ a status symbol to you? Do you brag to people that you browse /biz/? Are you known as "That financial guru who browses /biz/, that exclusive den of billionaires." among your friends? Have you used /biz/ to get into places you otherwise wouldn't be able to, and to join social circles you otherwise wouldn't be welcome in?

The bits aren't coining.

>>57047062
I pooped in the blockchain.

I tethered up.

/biz/ is full of racists................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. I can tell, because there are green frogs everywhere.

Now what? Silver is still isn't pumping. I tried pumping the bar in and out of my ass, but the price of silver remains the same and the COMEX still exists. All that happened is my ass started bleeding.

Do you live a blockchain lifestyle?

Sometimes when I take a shit, I think about my frens on /biz/.

What if Bigfoot actually has small feet?

Do you live a Blockchain lifestyle?

Is this a bearish sign or a bullish sign?

>>56144187
I don't want to be your girlfriend either.

>>56059004
Why does she have such big titties? This is a loli board.