/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>20037455
Lmao, nah.

If I want something I get it. I don't have time to be a little bitch about FOMO'ing.

>>19799489
the whole market is bullshit, this big market correction isn't happening because of government brrrring. which means the next time there is a proper crash, it's going to be an absolute bloodbath both literally and physically. maps will be redrawn and populations will go missing.

>>19771135
>Powell: Yeah it's fucked
>We're gonna brrr, but like it's still fucked.
>we're probably gonna stop bbrrrring. please pass the infrastructure bill you faggots
>but yeah, shit's fucked
>congress: what about the blacks
>Powell: super fucked
>Market: black thursday in solidarity

>Fed going to start "officially" buying stocks
https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/16/investing/scott-minerd-stock-market-federal-reserve/index.html

>>19230633
>>19230661
>>19231326
Nothing is priced in. The market is literally living on hopium. And a few trillion dollars from the Fed.

>>19032388
Don't worry, it will gap up in pre market.

Trump: 6 TRILLION STIMULUS
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>Trump: 6 TRILLION STIMULUS
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>Trump: 6 TRILLION STIMULUS
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>Trump: 6 TRILLION STIMULUS

POOMP IT POOMP IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaI2IlHwmgQ

>>18603029
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaI2IlHwmgQ

Anyone of you fought the fed and won?

>Dear Jerome you ain’t called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
>I ain’t mad I just think it’s fucked up you didn’t give my puts a chance
>If you didn’t want me to hit my strike price on my shorts you didn’t have to
>But you could have slowed down, to let me sell too
>That’s my last dollar man, my 401K is only six years old
>I withdrew every dollar at a 10% penalty, and you just said “no.”
>That’s pretty shitty man, Robinhood is like my idol
>My girlfriends boyfriend likes you more than I do
>I ain’t mad though, I just don’t like be lied to
>Remember when we met in 2018?
>You said if I invested you’d raise rates,
>See I’m just like you in a way,
>I never knew how to do my job either,
>When the line at McDonalds got too long,
>I give free fries, even if the customer don’t need em.
>I can relate to what you’re saying after hitting the bong
>So when I have a shitty day I take my last $300 dollars and call it long,
>Cause I ain’t got shit else so that shit helps when I’m depressed,
>I even have a tattoo of Jpow across my chest,
>Sometimes I even cut my expiration to see how much it bleeds
>It’s like adrenaline, the red is such a sudden rush to me,
>See everything you say is fake, and I respect you cuz you tell it
>My gf's jealous because I’m watching the debt ceiling 24/7,
>But she don’t know you how I know you Jpow no one does
>she don’t know what it was like for ballers like us growing up
>You gotta call me man, I’ll be the biggest tendy you’ll ever lose
>Sincerely yours, Anon.
>PS you should give me some of that stimulus money too.