/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22025400
Great plan

>>22025405
Who gives a fuck about a clarinet except a gay fag who uses it to fuck himself in the azz

>>18925479
the more you wait the less affordable it's going to be

>>16078488
>>16078611
checked and based

>>15980556
Dear Mom and Dad

First of all, I would like to express my thanks to you both for all the sacrifices, worry and effort you have invested in my rearing and upbringing. As I have matured, I can see more clearly that the responsibility of raising children is a difficult, and often thankless job. Too often I have taken you both for granted and for that, I am sorry.

The support you have afforded me has allowed me to reassess my life and to realize that I have much work to do personally to grow into the type of man I want to be. As a result, I have decided to do the following:

(fill in)

You have likely noticed that I have gained weight during my tenure in your basement. Effective immediately, I am adopting a new eating regimen which will eliminate all veggies and adopt a primarily raw meat diet. Please be aware, that the time I have been inactive in your basement, I have in fact been researching many things and I now realize that my poor diet has negatively affected my ability to function. As I regain my vigor and life force, I will have the energy and drive I need to accomplish the above goals.

I am indebted to you both for your help. I would like to begin to repay this debt by doing the following tasks on a weekly basis:

(list some drudgery/duties your elderly parents do while you sit and eat potato chips)

Further, as I obtain the ability to produce value from my labor or research, I will provide 10% of this income to you both to provide for your old age retirement, since Social Security is likely to be defunct. It will be my objective and stated goal to provide for your retirement and assure you both of the basic comforts in your "golden years".

As I demonstrate the ability to function in the adult world, I also intend to take a woman as my wife and carry on the bloodline. But it is on the "to do" list.

Thank you again for all of your help and support as I transition into adulthood!

>>15980556
Dear Mom and Dad

First of all, I would like to express my thanks to you both for all the sacrifices, worry and effort you have invested in my rearing and upbringing. As I have matured, I can see more clearly that the responsibility of raising children is a difficult, and often thankless job. Too often I have taken you both for granted and for that, I am sorry.

The support you have afforded me has allowed me to reassess my life and to realize that I have much work to do personally to grow into the type of man I want to be. As a result, I have decided to do the following:

(fill in)

You have likely noticed that I have gained weight during my tenure in your basement. Effective immediately, I am adopting a new eating regimen which will eliminate all veggies and adopt a primarily raw meat diet. Please be aware, that the time I have been inactive in your basement, I have in fact been researching many things and I now realize that my poor diet has negatively affected my ability to function. As I regain my vigor and life force, I will have the energy and drive I need to accomplish the above goals.

I am indebted to you both for your help. I would like to begin to repay this debt by doing the following tasks on a weekly basis:

(list some drudgery/duties your elderly parents do while you sit and eat potato chips)

Further, as I obtain the ability to produce value from my labor or research, I will provide 10% of this income to you both to provide for your old age retirement, since Social Security is likely to be defunct. It will be my objective and stated goal to provide for your retirement and assure you both of the basic comforts in your "golden years".

As I demonstrate the ability to function in the adult world, I also intend to take a woman as my wife and carry on the bloodline. But it is on the "to do" list.

Thank you again for all of your help and support as I transition into adulthood!

god it feels good to see link fudders posting fud while the price is on an absolute tear upwards. if you don't have a nice link stack and you're here right now, then you must feel like a stupid cocksucker.

>>14628496
based as fuck