/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56806262
because this board is retarded af
see >>56803454

>>9765501
Hww ManaYY O' Dess fuckin THReadss DO UUUU MAk Puhh dAY?, biatch? $eriouSLeE KYs.

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>>9752423
Yo! Shiznit muthafucka I thahnk dare be a shitload of braahnlets here realahzahng dizzle looted a meme. Dahd ya no messahn' thahnk ya hustled da downlow shortcut ta ahnstat wealth from kek funky memes on a aonymous message board mostly populated wahth racahsts a' pedoesphahlez dat is equally as dumb a' gullahble as ya, biatch?

Yo! Yo Bros, ah fapped ta da sahgahl. ah browse 4cha eeasyghlydizzle a' ahn partahcular /bahz/ eva sahnce uh pahmp-tahght nahgga o' mahne started ravahng 'boutaht yo. Dude wuz dirty ta gaht ahnta Edareum a' now da thug wuz goahng down a' on 'boutChaahnlahnk. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So what tha fuck do ah do, biatch? ah started browsahng /bahz/ a' readahng 'boutChaahnlahnk a' thahnkahn` 'boutgrabbahng uh slismahn' ahnsurace stack fo' realz. Anyway, ah read 'boutda sahgahl a' read uh few pahmp-tahght revahews on da experahence wahf odars usahn` aht. ah saahd fuq aht, ah'll try aht up fo' once as ah gots nuttahn' ta lose. What it is, like, wow, Mama! Ya'll is mad stupid hommie! So ah fapped ta da sahgahl a' coahncahdentally da next dizzle ah receahved uh motha fuckahn thang ahntervahew fo' uh place ah've been no messahn' keen on gettahng muh motha fuckahn foot ahn. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. 'S coo', bro. Maybe dahs here ahz all some coahncahdence but now ah ca potentahally gak on uh bettah lahfteder payahng motha fuckahn thang wahf uh lahttle mo' free tyme sahnce dey offer da remote werk optahon compisd ta muh motha fuckahn exahstahng gahg. But herez where aht gets uh baht bug: So ah notahced dat da bahrthahng thread ta da sahgahl contaahned uh lot o' dubs. uh few minutes la'er, ahn preparatahon fo' muh motha fuckahn ahntervahew a' tryahng ta glea whatever ahnfo ah ca on da compay a' da nahggas whoz ass wahll be ahntervahewahng me, like, wow, a' ah happrahson ta notahce ah applahed fo' da motha fuckahn thang on May, 5 last monf. What it is, like, Mama! 5/5 ah don' know what tha fuck ta thahnk but ah be certaahn da sahgahl has some retroactahve propertahes ta aht yo. Has ayone fapped, biatch? a' gaht Shenahquahz ass back ova' heeah.