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>>16384405
"Hi my name is Eric with Tardspace LLC, we work on giving demeaning jobs to damaged employees that will be a net drain on your workforce. Now I've got this young gentleman named Derrick who may be exactly what you're looking for to fill your "Burger Engineer" position, I think he could really bring value to the 5 Guys brand. I do have to warn you though, he suffers from a traumatic brain injury that causes him to drool incessantly. He will have to have a medical grade Spit Bucket at all times next to the grill. His nervous system has also been damaged and now any time he shakes someone's hand he involuntarily ejaculates. We hope that these issues do not prevent an otherwise excellent candidate from this great opportuni-....... Hello?"