/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57632194

Bros im so sad at work bros, My wage life is so fucking stressful I hate dealing with the middle management of construction firms, they’re so fucking conniving and lack any form of honor. I need someone to call me a nigger right now please so that I can find hope in my investments. Please call me a nigger so that my future will be financially secured.

>>51200796
My biggest fear is that lunc skyrockets past each of my exit prices and I’m forced to gain more money than I know what to do with bro….

You may have seen me post in previous threads about my amazing life, but I must admit that I was grossly exaggerating before to be accepted among you. Here are some things I said and the actual truth of the matter:
>As a 6'7 guy with a 10" penis who deadlifts, squats and benchpresses 1000 pounds each without any PEDs...
I'm 6'7 only with my height increasing insoles on I wear every day, otherwise I'm only 6'4. Having a 10" incher is just something I need to tell women so they don't just outright refuse to have sex with me, it's actually only 9,25" in length (soft). The weights I lift are true, however I take a scoop of protein powder once a week.
>I own at least one 8 figure mansion in pretty much every country,...
All my real estate properties are only located in the western world, and I even need to rent some of them.
>Having founded and being majority shareholder of a FAGMAN company...
In reality I'm just Co-Founder of a lousy S&P500 company owning only 15% of the whole thing, we only barely made it into the WEF.
>Let me tell you about having a harem of 50 18y/o 10/10s fresh out of highschool, ...
In reality it's only like 20 girls, and half of them are already washed up (19 years old). One of them didn't even have an intact hymen when she joined my harem. Looking at how pathetic I am I don't even know why every single one of them let me impregnate them.

Having let all of that off my chest, I hope you guys can still accept me as one of your own. But even if not, it felt good to finally drop the facade and show everyone the real me. Be honest, can I ever make it like this?

tfw you realize /smg/ will be flooded with reddit scum
we need to get those them their WSB back.. go away reddit scum go awayyyy

>>24976916
>Most likely has more money than you too

that one cut deep

>>24933955
hm.. apparently it can move close to 50$ in 10 seconds

>>23819012
probably

>>21995336
Yes, in 30 years.

Is it over anons?

ALL I NEEDED WAS LINK TO HIT $3.72 SO I COULD SELL WITHOUT A LOSS

I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE TO LEAVE THIS SCAM BEHIND FOREVER AAAAAAAAA

c-can bitcoin reach $10,000 by 2030? i need 20% to become a millionaire.

I'm tired of losing money

>>14853511
STOP REMINDING ME OP

>>14787563

i'm a degenerate piece of shit

>>13535489

>>12879698
That the multi year bear market was not a meme and that I had plenty of time to accumulate fiat and buy the bottom.

Wagefag reporting in. How do I escape this hell?

just realized that now that there is a bullrun lambo prices will infalte away.
i wanted to buy 8 different lambos (projected networth of $20m after 2 months of the ongoing golden bull), but ill probably have to settle for 3

Pls help me anon