/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58470106
When we hit 169 you're gonna see some real shit.

I cannot wait to shitpost high ranking executive obituaries.

It was the night before Christmas, and all throughout Wall Street not a hedgie was stirring because they all committed suicide.

The End.

>>56628124
I for one welcome their deaths.
Blood for the blood god and all that!

>>56576160
Yup, Novermber is gonna be something to remember.

You can bet I'll be dancing.

>>56539459
before anything happens with GME the basket needs to be shaken.

*Enters BBBYQ*

>>56521027
Many many more souls are about to join him and his infinite tumble through hell.
it's only taken up 84 years to get to this moment, but it's happening.

>>56357149
Cohens next book will be all about hedgies falling off buildings.

"Look out below!" Teddy said. But it was too late the car they had arrived in was already under the weight of a rather obese and balding man, his shirt said Douggie large.

The rest of wallstreet was lined in nothing but suits, but what they really were was the bodies of illegal short selling cunts.

"You gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet!" said princeton. "Oh well, time for ice cream!"

>>56280746
I just can't wait for the mass reported deaths on wallstreet, that's when you know the show is really starting.

Get fucked hedge cucks.

>>56264469
Reality is already setting in for shorts it seems, lol.

Todays the fucking day, New name and Cusip ID imminent.

HEDGIES ON LEDGIES

SO glad I have a stack of both bobby and gme. This month is gonna get hella interesting.

have my 2 weeks ready to drop at a moments notice.

Hedgies are beyond fucked. Go read the fucking form D.

COHEN CAPITAL INVESTMENTS, Ryan Cohen is listed.

Over 600 hours spent for M&A.

Rot in hell you cunts. Moass is nearly here.

CUSIP change means a share recall.
If you're not excited you should be, shorts are BEYOND fucked.

>>55421459
keep crying! And then hurry up dying, no one is interested in your lying.

But you persist in trying.

Hedgies on mother fucking ledgies.
Billionaires to millionaires and less.
Infinite risk is a bitch you mother fuckers.