/biz/ - Business & Finance

My portfolio was decimated. Which coins will get me back to the glory days?

uh, wtf

i think this is new

https://medium.com/@bizhistorian/the-queen-of-biz-did-alameda-research-larp-as-crypto-traders-on-4chan-db0eb8680dc1

I have more refined tastes

>When she carried on her whoring so openly and flaunted her nakedness, I turned in disgust from her, as I had turned in disgust from her sister. Yet she increased her whoring, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt and lusted after her lovers there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose issue was like that of horses. Thus you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when the Egyptians handled your bosom and pressed your young breasts.” (Ezekiel 23:18-21)

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>>52409782
>I could fix her

Imagine the sme-...
Interest rates

Sam Bankman-Fried, Gary Wang, & Nishad Singh are under supervision in the Bahamas. Caroline Ellison escaped, and is believed to be in possession of hundreds of millions in looted assets.
https://cointelegraph.com/news/sam-bankman-fried-is-under-supervision-in-bahamas-looking-to-flee-to-dubai
In the end, the Jewess wins every time.

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Yo is that my main ho Caroline? Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a divining rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps "Found you!". The Mathsweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendepity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman's dehydrated dick.

I haven't been here for years. Why does this bitch look like Sergey with the female filter on faceapp?

And so I ask you, my fellow Americans... do you believe in rape?

Textbook case of why women should stay the fuck out of crypto

>given the keys to Alameda
>royally fucks up in less than 6 months
>needs to be bailed out by FTX
>takes FTX down with her

>is a billionaire
>has sex with this

This is a joke, right sisters?