/biz/ - Business & Finance

did the halving happen yet?

what the fuck? you guys got the real john cena on this?

>>58335376
Clearly you don't know how coinbase listings work and you don't understand the significance of the court ruling. Typically when coinbase is going to list a new shitcoin they open it for deposits a week ahead of listing. Then when users have deposited the shit oin to coinbase they can list their coins for sale when trading begins. Most of the time coinbase doesn't but they coin to provide liquidity. The liquidity is provided by coinbase users. The court ruling is that this is A-OK because coinbase is not selling anything. They are merely providing a platform for other people to buy and sell something. Hence, even if that something is a security, there is no problem with trading it on coinbase. Coinbase has not violated any law. Expect to see alot more coins being listed on coinbase in the near future, and expect to see coins backed by CB friends like polychain be at the front of the line.

just entered 6 figure hell from a mere 3 figures
what am I in for?

>NIGA to release soon, a 3X leveraged SIGA ETF.

You’re laughing, people are losing their life’s savings and you’re laughing.

New shitcoins popping up left and right only to be pumped by giga-whales minutes after they release, then they crash and burn back into the ground. Meanwhile, the more legit altcoins are either crabbing or having short pumps followed by dumps of an equal amount.

We're never really going to have another alt season in the style of 2017, right anons?

>40 million in crypto
>$3,000 in the bank

I already 10x'd on every single coin pick this run, this has to be top.

1 satoshi will be worth $1 one day

It appears that the numbers have changed

Is the housing market a ponzi scheme?

>why no one likes him?
Clearly he has histrionic personality disorder. Also probably a fag and just not likeable.

ETFs changed the game, it's LITERALLY a new paradigm.
All predictions made before ETFs came into effect are invalid.
For the sub-130 IQs out there, there will be NO CRASH unless the Blackrock jews want there to be. That all depends on their intentions -- are they trying to attract as much investor money as possible before takeoff? I think so.
They will make it LOOK like there will be a covid-level correction in all markets, to get retail to sell and permanently price the sidelined fools out who are waiting for their $12k crash.
The best you're getting is maybe a drop to $30k, after that, prepare your ropes if you're not in the game.

Tonight I dreamt that I was an astronaut on the moon and discovered something and the government found out and tried to blow up my space shuttle so I couldn't go back to earth and let people know.
But I somehow grabbed onto a satellite and under my weight it descended slowly towards earth into the ocean.
I went on social sites to say the government had tried to assassinate me and it blew up because they had said I had simply gone missing on the moon. But then the government released fabricated evidence that I had killed my crewmates by accidentally blowing up the shuttle and was trying to escape judgement and most of the stupid normies believed it.

Then the perspective switched and I was someone going to the house of the astronaut (who had now disappeared) and I found three government agents there, two were bad and trying to destroy all evidence, the third was cool and grim looking (cowboy hat) and outranked them in authority, he was looking for something specific. There were other civilians who they were trying to keep out so that way I got in and overheard them finding a message from the astronaut that involved 'HiFi' (High Figh)
The Cowboy Agent took a black/white 3D photograph of everyone present who had overheard it, including me, and I ran away figuring I was on some list now.

Then outside the house I ran into what the astronaut had seen in the first place: a lizard with wings and a human-like face with yellow eyes and black hair. Female. I asked instinctively if she was a fallen angel and she said yes, I asked if real angels also existed and she said: 'Yes, but they cannot come to earth because they die here.'

After that it became a sort of fun nightmare scenario of this succubus trying to seduce me and take my body.

I know Binance-US didn't offer monero, so what regions did Binance offer monero to? Europe, Asia, and Africa? Is Asia even a big market for crypto considering all of the China FUD?

Just trying to get some perspective on how "big" this de-listing is.

What's with all the LINK fud? Bought back in 2019, didn't really look at /biz/ since 2021 and it now looks like 50/50 praise/fud. Back when I bought it was universally praised, but maybe people are pissed that bought it in 2021 and held it through the bear?

wait, can somehow satoshi's account and wallets be hacked? what will be the implications of that?

You are your son however.

if you dont plan on retiring in north korea then ngmi

They should just change this board's name to /crypto/ already.

a 3 million dollar house is for poor people

>>57250106

Is the vishnu in the blockchain real?