/biz/ - Business & Finance

I am in Barnes & Noble magazine rack... reading Import Tuner. Russian guy says in a deep accent "You like cars eh?" it goes on from there.. he points at some fancy looking BMW M5... "thats my car over there.. you want to know what business I am in?" I say sure... he invites me over to the coffee area to chat...
he starts talking to me about phonecards, vitamins, and some other generic items that are the usual prop for a multi-level marketing scheme. So I sit there sipping my free coffee he bought for me. I start getting to the bottom of my cup... all along I am smiling and agreeing with all of his business plan and keen marketing hype about how I can get my friends involved and make money off them and do nothing all day. Ok, last drop of coffee.. I slam it.. and put the cup down and look him dead in the eye " So at what point are you going to ask me to invest MY money into this business?"
He stares at me blank.. worst poker face ever.. tells all over... I got him and he knows it.
"It was nice chatting with you..."
I say "by the way... your beemer drove off about 10 minutes ago." the lady next to us started laughing ... he ran for the door.