/biz/ - Business & Finance

>30
>$250K in Vanguard index funds
>$21K in various Crypto
>$15K in various ETFs
>$5K in risky stocks
>$4K in bank acct
>??? in pokemon cards that were sitting in a shoebox for over 20 years (pic rel)

my parents saved like $100K for me for a college fund way back in 2009 but scholarships+grants paid for most of my (in-state) tuition so I just reinvested it with vanguard; only just recently got into crypto + ETFs + individual stocks (no idea what i'm doing, just blindly following trends)

i'm pretty lazy, depressed, and retarded and have never worked a full-time job; I kind of waffle between NEET and part-time wagie (still live at home)

if I were more motivated i could probably make it to a million but i am just so goddamned lazy; i feel like i'd rather go to sleep forever than work a full-time job