/biz/ - Business & Finance

>This wasn't on my radar before this meeting >Yes now that you mention it it is a core element of the project
>I think we could circle back and hash this out offline so we can have our ducks in a row for our follow up call this afternoon
>Hey Anon can you find the bandwidth to doa deep dive into the data on the points Jim brought up I don't think we need to boil the ocean but I don't want to get caught with our pants down this afternoon We're just trying to make sure we can move the needle
>Let's take a step back our North Star hasn't changed
>Ping me when you're available to touch base

>Be me, graduate with an Accounting degree from a no name state school in the Ozarks
>Manage to score a Finance position at local Pharma company with major operations in my hometown
>Lateral into a wholly owned subsidiary that works in government contracts & cutting edge research shit that I can't go into too much detail about
>End up owning the P&L's associated with one of our smaller labs a few dozen miles away from town into the mountains
>In total my portfolio includes two research divisions, maintenance, security, utilities (rolled up under maintenance), and part time event staff since the property has an old converted house on it they use for galas & shit
>Maintenance, security, & events are great to work with, generally always hitting forecast or have a reasonable excuse when they miss
>The research divisions are a fucking nightmare to deal with
>The director of one is a neurotic asshole who was shagging and ultimately married one of his lab assistants
>Apparently nobody finds anything wrong with this blatant conflict of interest
>To top it off, this guy is notorious for diverting resources from the shit that actually makes us money into his retarded passion project, his team constantly misses deadlines & flat out doesn't communicate
>I'm not able to call him out because someone on the board has a massive fucking hard-on for the guy
>The other division isn't even run by fulltime staff -its managed by a fucking consultant whose fulltime job is with the city government
>This guy at least appears competent, but I'm pretty sure he's just grifting the company, he never passes inventory audits & its impossible to reconcile any of the records he gives you
>Also his fashion sense is super fucking edgy, he dresses like a teenager trying to look badass
>This guy is also impossible to fire for presumably the same reason as the other director
>Months go by, I've learned to deal with the bullshit & make sure to document everything and cover my ass

CAN'T SPOOF MY STINKY LINKIES

>>12070094
Got me to laugh. Good one OP.

>Hey Anon, this is Zoomie, our new intern
>He's very interested in the Data Science/Blockchain/Synergy/Agile space so we thought it would be cool if he could shadow you while we wait for his access to go through

>Hey Anon, this is Zoomie, our new intern
>He's very interested in the Data Science/Blockchain/Synergy/Agile space so we thought it would be cool if he could shadow you while we wait for his access to go through