/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57579141
Hold what? Most of these stocks going up 50% in a day will be down 90%. The MAG's will be down too probably not 90%, and the rest of the stock market is down 50-80% already.

So what the fuck happened to the DXY lmfao?

>>56829658
Nah it's trading at like 9 time earnings and growing owns stakes in many businesses including the second largest payment network company after visa which was going to IPO at a valuation of $300B (baba hold a 33% stake). Ah they also have $60B net cash. Baba is a no brainer right now also PoemAnon (Munger) bought before he died with leverage.

>>56815070
Isn't French Guiana an entirely different country?
>>56815076
Idk considering he buys a stock once in a decade, and his last purchase was Alibaba before he died, and as this news spreads value investors will buy what Munger bought before he died thus Alibaba's share price will increase.

>>56758714
No, only on black Monday.

>>56723458
Imagine burying your face in those tits.

>>56715727
We can only dream...

>>56685502
The FAGMANN should initiate a color revolution in India raise the standard of living industrialize and make it into a consumer/producer powerhouse so they can consume the latest produce and produce cheap shit driving us into a new multi decade bull market.

>>56625789
Well unless that's the only stock you're holding what's your number two stock?

>>56605127
This is bearish for the markets...

>>56551818
Up and to the right.

>>56540348
>Also I did fuck my younger sister

>>56524416
>just like when they ripped
>the wax off my balls

>>56520002
>now china's eating their lunch
I mean it's over for US car manufacturers, Japs will survive not looking good for EU producers but for sure they're better than US. Chinks ain't playing.

>>56507630
Yes, I forgot thanks for the correction. You actually have to puke on your junk while pissing and farting on the shit which is sliding against the cum.

>>56501985
>Too bad these days the companies that make the worst products (due to cutting costs)
Yeah I used to buy cheaper spaghetti sauces but the quality just went to shit, They tried to cut costs and keep the price the same even though inflation is a thing and the product is literally trash. Heinz on the other hand hasn't sacrificed quality although you pay quite a premium imo It's worth it. Idk about the KHC stock though seems a bit expensive atm.

>>56479677
>>56479689
>>56479702
Kek you're losing money.
>>56479678
>Maybe when we're talking about succeeding to become an african shithole
This.

>>56445887
>KIEKS NIGER
What did he mean by this?

>>56420927
We're probably going to see a resurgence of the soft landing narrative (absent major bankruptcies) which will drive markets higher boost bullish sentiment suck in fresh new exit liquidity before the economy shits the bed.

>>56376372
All in JD you will double in a couple of months.

>>56369095
>It makes me nervous seeing my checking account drop by thousands and put into assets I don't even fully understand that may just crash and burn. Finance is honestly like black magic to me I just don't get this shit
You should stay liquid in short term bills, cash and gold and start educating about finance and analyzing businesses and once you think you know a lot (which you probably won't because you can always learn more) maybe buy during a panic, otherwise you'll donate your money to Wall Street if you have no understanding of the assets you're holding and you're nervous about it.

>>56351536
Kek.

>>56347288
>Surveillance
What did they mean by this?

>>56341938
>library genesis
Based Libgen user.