/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15962171
>he thinks I use 1 machine for everything
lmao

>>13836502
Kys newfag. Whale killer helped get us above $1. If you’re complaining about any prices over that, you probably need to lurk moar.

>>13267001

>>13245964

>>13114125
FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS NOT SELLING.

>>13046984
lmao ooooooo watch out you guys, this could BLAST OFF ANY SECOND, I'm worried we MOON TOO HARD
>Buy now or stay poor sirs
-Sergey

>>12935002
>hey guys it's me the rational skeptic less wrong chainlink bag holder and i'm here to tell you all i've been involved in this project since 2014, i have over 200k link tokens, we won't see adoption until 2023 (if we're lucky), the highest price we'll see is $14, and this is all a really good thing. not trying to fud, just want to be realistic.

>Before we launch mainnet, you'll need to audit this coconut pie

>>12761537
What! NASDAQ partnership was true!!

>>12760079
HOONK HOOOONKK *

>>12749983
You have to go back pajeet

*HONK*
*HONK*
*HOOOOONK*
I have an announcement everybody!!!! *HONK* Everybody, I have an announcement!!!!! *HONK* *HONK*

*blows up balloon and makes a balloon dog* This announcement is gonna be monumental!!!!!! *sprays water from fake flower* The biggest *slaps you with rubber chicken* most amazing announcement *pulls string and bowtie spins like a fan* you'll ever hear in your life!!!!!!!!!

Get ready, for *takes off size 30 shoe, inflating a giant balloon hammer, then whacks you with it* the announcement *starts pulling line of multi-colored cloth from throat* to end all announcements!!!!!!!!

And that announcement *gets in tiny car, drives around and then gets back out* is gonna be coming to you *pulls out gun* NOW!!!! *"Bang!" flag pops out upon firing*

Here, just lean your head in closer to this sack of announcements and you'll hear it!!!!!!!

Closer...

Clooooosssseerrrr...

*HOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNKKKKKKKK*
*presses a coconut pie into your face*

And there it is!

>>12747420