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Most modern day weddings are just overblown fake pretend play festivals for normalfags.
In fact they aren't being just standard normalfags there, they somehow become turboNPCs, almost as if they are Sims characters executing their preprogrammed tasks. Literally not a single genuine moment to be experienced since absolutely EVERYTHING is pre-planned and rehearsed, every photo every step you take every dance every speech everything preplanned and prerehearsed. It's closer to a stuck up play than a genuine celebration of anything. And it's the same exact dumb pretend play at 99% of weddings while everyone pretends this is a special one of a kind moment, it's absolutely absurd. Similar how people don't travel for the experience anymore but for social media posts first and foremost.

Weddings should be like a big party celebrating love between two people, not a strict dress rehearsal with zero humanity.
It's like going to a party, but you know beforehand where you must stand, then exactly where you must sit when told to do so, which dance you must do at which song, at which point in the night can you speak and what to say etc.
In fact the only bit of humanity you can see in modern day weddings is when someone gets incredibly drunk and just stops following all these made up rules and orders and just does whatever the fuck he wants.
>inb4 le incel
I was best man 2 times already, which is exactly why I'm fed up with this fake pretend play bullshit

Most modern day weddings are just overblown fake pretend play festivals for normalfags.
In fact they aren't being just standard normalfags there, they somehow become turboNPCs, almost as if it's Sims characters executing their preprogrammed tasks. Literally not a single genuine moment to be experienced since absolutely EVERYTHING is pre-planned and rehearsed, every photo every step you take every dance every speech everything preplanned and prerehearsed. It's closer to a stuck up play than a genuine celebration of anything. And it's the same exact dumb pretend play at 99% of weddings while everyone pretends this is a special one of a kind moment, it's absolutely absurd. Similar how people don't travel for the experience anymore but for social media points first and foremost.

Weddings should be like a big party celebrating love between two people, not a strict dress rehearsal with zero humanity.
It's like going to a party, but you know beforehand where you must stand, then exactly where you must sit when told to do so, which dance you must do at which song, at which point in the night can you speak and what to say etc.
In fact the only bit of humanity you can see in modern day weddings is when someone gets incredibly drunk and just stops following all these made up rules and orders and just does whatever the fuck he wants.
>inb4 le incel
I was best man 3 times already, which is exactly why I'm fed up with this fake pretend play bullshit