/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>11747467
the crypto market is a device for transf-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>10896526
>>10896621
WTF MY LINKIES GOT CLEANED AND NOW THEY'RE NO LONGER STINKY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>10507049
Delusion

That was weak. Will post Wojak anyway.

I PUSH MY CHEETOS INTO MY EYYYYYYYYYES

>>9713521
>100% altcoin folio
>bitcoin doubles
>BTC value of folio halves
>fiat value stays the same

Ill give you till the end if the month then

>>9139393
Wtf! Im ruined!

>>9032903
My point still stands.

Can ven fags ever just shut the fuck up?

FUTURES ARE ALREADY DOWN 400

HOLY SHIT

I bought the top!!!!! WHHYYYYYYY

> MUH ORACLE

Í've put my seed words in different emails with no indication that it's an seed word at all.

The only way to find these words in the e-mails is to decode the tattoo on my upper leg
That indicates the day the mail was send and which word it is in that mail.

>sergey waddles onto the stage with 3 shadowy lawyer figures behind him
>"ladies and gentlemen, Sergey Nazarov of SmartContract.com."
>a handleful of /biz/tards snicker in the audience
>Steve and Ari in the front row clap nervously, the rest of the crowd stays silent
>Sergey breathes heavily into the mic as he attempts to pry it out of the stand
>the lights dim and a bright spotlight flicks on and swings it's beam over sergey
>he waddles uncomfortably close to the front of the stage and peers out into the darkness with his beady eyes
>he is sweating and breathing heavily while clutching the mic tightly with his sweaty, chubby hands, but his face is twisted in a sinister smile*heavy breath* deutsche *heavy breath* and... *heavy breath* citibank *heavy breath* and ..
>continues to list partnerships with nearly every fortune 500 company
>finally finishes, wobbles slightly, looks out into the crowd, and whispers
>1000 EOY
suddenly a blinding flash of light and smoke, and when it clears, sergey is nowhere to be seen
>price immediately shoots to $1.35 and then dumps back to 30 cents

>>8112225
WOW WHY DON'T I OVERHYPE A RUMOR THATS GOING TO TANK THE PRICE IF ITS NOT TRUE SO FUCKING SMART

should I hold onto my worst shitcoin sins in hopes of recovery or consolidate them into a less stinky shitcoin?

MAKE IT STOOOPPP! MAKE IT STOPPP!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

A few weeks ago I sold out to cash, and I looked at my charts, and thought to myself "This is going to hit at least 570." So I set my buy order and waited. I waited. I waited.
And finally, the moment of truth! The market collapsed while I slept.

And the price
dropped
to
570
.10

Five hundred seventy dollars and ten FUCKING cents

I missed making tens of thousands of dollars by a fucking nickel's margin, because by the time I had woken up, the price was already back into the mid 700's.

So /biz. Tell me about the times you ALMOST made it.

>>7403419
Well I made (pic related) a month ago now, been meaning to make more.

Best wojak

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0MLQtDEUtc9

>>7243886
I THOUGHT I WAS A HOT SHIT DAYTRADER. I DIDN'T BELIEVE THE GRAPH.

TURNS OUT EVERYONE IS BRILLIANT IN A BULL MARKET. FUCK.