/biz/ - Business & Finance

/biz/ I'm in need of an urgent change in life
>be 21
>have GED
>in Army (for a year and a half, just got my E4)
>I have shitty credit (around 580 last time I checked)
>No car/license

I'm practically a fuck up. The only thing I have going for me is almost two years helpdesk experience and I'm waiting for my tax return to get my CEH. I'm basically stuck for the next two years until I can get out the Army, but maybe one of you fine /biz/nessmen can help me. I'm not asking for donations or sympathy. I'm asking how some of you guys are doing so well in life money wise. I would literally sell my soul for a couple of million dollars. Any advice on making money (investing, crypto, work, etc.)

I'm tired of living paycheck to paycheck with nothing to show for it.

/biz/markies

is this the board were we discus Biz?

This is not debatable.

Biz Markie is our mascot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2YuVnYsfog

Nobody beats the /biz/

>>52481

FAVORITE CELEBRITY MARK WESTMAN


Why you say? Well why fucking not?


Protip:color your scrotum with a magic marker.

ANOTHER PROTIP: COLOR YOUR SCROTUM WITH A MAGIC MARKER

>>1252
our mascot