/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14465886
GET BACK TO WORK

>>14422799
Of course

Tomorrow I embark on my first day of corporate waging. I already miss being a neet.

Any tips for a newly bound fresco?

That's it. I can't take it anymore. I'm done, they fucking broke me. I'm a software developer balancing 5 projects and they just added a 6th today. Meanwhile I still have non-devs criticizing my work on the other projects and I can't push anything off my plate. I don't care how much they pay me, my brain literally isn't working anymore.

I'm done. I'm quitting this week. /biz/ decides my next job. Something where I don't have to manage multiple projects across many months. Somewhere I can just go, do drone work, and collect a paycheck. What is the job, /biz/?

>>14268356
Sorry I haven't had my morning coffee yet

*lofi early 90's memphis beat starts playing*

Yung NEET tryna make a comeup in the wagie slums. 21, gotta find a job cause I can't depend on my mom. No diploma how am I gonna find a job with decent pay? 9.25 an hour got muthafuckas like me quttin everyday. FUCK that shit, hit bitmex, with 6 steel reserves and 1 BTC. 10x leverage, no stop loss, ride binance shitcoins to the top. Nigga please, crypto a scam? Fool you must be out your mind. A job is a waste of fuckin time, wake up early and lose your mind. Now I'm livin phat, pumpin shit, makin' that cheese with ease. Came into this world without a dime I'll be damned if that's how I leave Got a boss? Are you distressed? Good cause he'll toss you like the fuckin rest

How do I escape the wagie loop?
https://youtu.be/NJW_av0PQXM

Wealth is truly generational.

>>13973673
whoa we got a hot head over here

>>13837105
>not explaining why
people who just call others idiots without substance are worse imo. you probably don't even have a reason why LINK won't work

Im going to snap.

>altcoins: "we are financially...independently financially...mm mm mm no no no whatmigonnado???"

>BTC: 300k minimum by EO2021

>>13621224

>>13618671

From now on everywhere I work I'm just going to pretend like I'm a retard AFTER I get the job. Everywhere I work it's the same fucking thing, they try to get you to do more and more and more until you're like pic related, and they won't even give you a raise fuck mr noseburg shekelstein. I used to be a hard worker and good little wagie but no more

god dammit if this pumps past 6K im buying the dip after and never selling again

>>13487348
about 3-6 months too late buddy

>>13476651
>...so yeah. by the way anon, I'll need you to move half a billion tethers today. no pressure.

workin hard or hardly workin? heh heh
but yeah we're gonna need you to come in this weekend wojak

So this really just happened

>Mr Shekelstein shows up at my glass cubicle
>Anon can you join me in the meeting room we need to discuss some things
>nervous.jpg think I'm gonna be fired
>So how are things going lately anon?
>I answer with some standard lies, trying to tell as little truth as possible while still feeding him what he wants
>I'm calling you here because you said something that made me think.
>And because of that we are laying off everyone in your department except for the head and you.
>I wanted to tell you so you don't quit before that

TL;DR everyone is getting fired
Tell me your weird corporate stories

>Browsing /biz/ on the work again? Aight five minutes but don't "shitpost" more than that. Remember that you paycheck is gonna get cut for not working anon.

>>13119195
>>13119227

Again, I find fault with this reasoning. I don't want to compare myself to people from 200 years ago because I don't live in a wooden hut and fear of dying from tuberculosis. This isn't 200 years ago, this is today. Work is increasingly automated and most Americans get their shit done in like 30% of the time it takes to go through a full work day. Instead of giving more leisure time like Europe to keep workers happy, Americans are too hesitant to evolve and break the mold in terms of societal structure. And this is why America WILL fall behind in terms of work and tech progress in the coming decades. Just like people said that America couldn't fall from grace in terms of living standards - it promptly fell behind Europe and isn't even close these days in almost any quantifiable measure of life quality. It can happen and it will because of this medievalness. And as for suggestions, its just escapism and tip toeing around the problem. It does not address the fundamental issue at all.

>be me, office wagecuck
>3 years of employment, only ever asked for coffee after every employee review "to keep me happy"
>weak office keks
>skip to coming back from 1 week vacation
>new kitchen rules
>kitchen is now communist after some plebs left food dishes & random shit everywhere
>clean up after everybodies shit in shifts with a buddy every week or no kitchen
>no kitchen, no coffee
>tfw never used the kitchen for anything other than coffee with the same mug everyday for 3 years & coworkers still leave shit everywhere
>tfw after 1 week back from vacation go on autistic wagerage about Karl Marx & quit after yelling "I just wanted fucking coffee Jim"

Its Monday again wagies! Rise and shine.
Time to fuck this week in the ass
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Topic of the week: How to achieve results while doing as little as possible.


Useful links:

>How to tell you boss is a micromanaging asshole
https://www.rd.com/advice/work-career/micromanager-boss/

>How to make a resume (for developers)
https://medium.freecodecamp.org/writing-a-killer-software-engineering-resume-b11c91ef699d

>How to ask the right questions during an interview
https://medium.freecodecamp.org/how-to-interview-your-interviewers-when-youre-looking-for-a-job-d848bc3a910

>How to transition into full time freelance
https://medium.com/@andco_26266/how-to-transition-from-office-life-to-full-time-freelance-de888140620