/biz/ - Business & Finance

Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He picked up his bottle of champagne on the floor, pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured champagne all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

need.... more ..... link

i heard a voice. it told me something like: "don't waste time/go for it". the scary part was that i fucking responded to it like it was the most natural thing in the world. in response it simple repeated itself and then went away.

i live alone and an auditory hallucination didn't immediately startle me, instead i went along with it. it took me a good 10 seconds before i realized that something was wrong.

i think that chainlink is fucking me up mentally and spiritually. as if wasting all my fucking money on a russian scam wasn't enough, i'll have to spend the rest on psychiatrists...
(ps as i was picking a LINK photo to upload i heard some men singing in my head... what the fuck?)

Sieg Heil!

>>15571776
They meant that I'm going to be filthy fucking rich

>>15509277
Cool. Still no Sharpie in pooper. The 4th industrial revolution hangs on that.

>>15327495
condiments were literally created for poor people. Loos were for rich. You eat mustard and shit in the street, opinion discarded, Poo.

>>15309639
I cba to make a throw away so everyone who does reply with the best "sfw" link memes

>>15304994

>>15303993

there's no reason to celebrate before $4.50

His last big mac

>>15125810

>>14888888
oy vey

>>14871511
>14871511
ARE YOU A NAZI SYMPATHIZER?!?!?!?

>>14867976
>Money Gram
Chainlink is going to be used by the US government to create a smart contract with ballistic missiles in the middle east for disobedient countries. Chainlink will bring world peace the nuclear disarmament of Best Korea

>>14838816

>>14824249
Right? Probably the only ones in the entire crypto community dumb enough to get dumped on by the jeets.

At least the had good meme taste though, F to pay respects.

>>14819707
It already happened

>>14756844
Stole your pic, didnt read, never fucking selling

>>14687137

Can't wait to plunder the article and FUD it by writing about bigmacs and how chainlink is a white supremacist coin

I AM NEVER

I REPEAT

NEVER

FUCKING

SELLING

FUCK YOU, KIKES. YOU I WILL NEVER SELL YOU MY LINKIES

In the whitepaper it says it is a stablecoin at approximately the price of a single Big Mac