/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50477144
what i do is apply to work at mcdonalds once a month and on my first day i just steal 2 buge bags of fries and go home. i havent had to pay for fries in years. the mcdonalds in my city are starting to catch on so i have to apply to mcdonalds locations which are further and further away, but for infinite free fries it is worth it.

work?

>>50314430
Happy early birthday. I hop you get everything you wish for.

>>50274922
jobs?

The fair is in town this weekend, and the ferris wheel is near my home. Whenever it starts spinning, all I hear is children screaming...

the snibbing
and the snabbing
and the snibbing
and the snabbing
the incessant
constant
agonizing
snibs
faggot snibs

in $drip at 13.95
>sold today
did i fuck up?

>>50175738
Oh ok, thanks
Here's all 127 poems I wrote:
https://controlc.com/90057b65

It’s funny how I’m down
100% today
I’m feeling like a clown
but at least I’m not gay
where is poem anon
I’m calling out his name
my good feels are gone
I’m feeling kinda lame
pls come to my aid
I’d like to have a friend
poem anon, I’m out of rhymes
shill me a ticker

>>50092192
i prefer 30 mg of 4-aco-dmt HCl fumarate disolved in water, but yeah it works for a month or two.

Thats it boys.
I start to accumulate some money and get back in september or october.
Fuck you bobo

i went out for coffee
while researching cheapies
the barista said that
i gave her the creepies

She was really cute though.... but I think she sold me a stale muffin.

>could've put 5k into SPY puts today and made 60k

the markets are swinging
and that makes me cagey
so maybe i'll always
be stuck as a wagie

I just checked
For several options that I own.. I'm 100% of the open interest

>Blackrock is the largest shareholder of SIGA

uhhh

>>49907418
I dont really care about cars and my networth is over 500k in stocks and bonds. I think my trusty 2006 toyota corolla could live another 5 years before i think about replacing it

>>49906119
....no it won't

>wake up
>check the stock market
>lose a bunch of money
>play wordle
>check the stock market
>lose more money
>stock market closes
>lost a ton of money
>drink
>go to sleep
This is my life

i got a bit antsy
and peaked at the futures
i'm thinking tomorrow
my wrists will need sutures

I have 358 apu images
157 pepe images
and 14 marv images

>>49850515
>27
>no credit history
>no debt
>130k cash
there really are niggas in their 30s who owe another man slavery-tier indenturement due to low impulse purchase control

>>49807424
See you here Tuesday.

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