/biz/ - Business & Finance

rumor in VIP circles is chainlink has been "blacklisted" by market makers, basically the unspoken word is to NOT touch the token and keep it artificially suppressed especially during market wide pumps, because sirgay refuses to do OTC deals with the VC mafia, twitter influencers and press websites have the order to simply never even acknowledge its existence, the word is just "it doesn't exit", it's literally a racket operation which explains why it cant escape the $20 range

>>57278616
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In this new video, Chainlink co-founder Sergey Nazarov repeatedly mentions usage for the LINK token and hypes it up as "Universal Gas", wow this has to be a first for him to reuse a /biz/ dogwhistle and put so much emphasis on the token itself instead of only talking about the network protocol!! What a major shift in marketing strategy!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQRWTGyAa-0

As an unrelated side note... I have an exciting announcement to share!! Are you ready?? OK here goes..... I finally did it, friends!! Thanks to this recent Chainlink pump, I have finally realized my lifelong dream, indeed the newfound money and confidence has finally allowed me to.... that's right wait for it...... lose my virginity!! That was a really amazing feel, and I must say wow I can't believe it took me this long to do it for the first time!! What else have I been missing out on?? Haha now be for real I gotta tell you I feel like I'm floating in heaven it was a truly delightful experience of pure bliss and I can't wait to do it all over again!! And the best part?? You'll be pleased to know that he was very gentle!!

>>54395743
>BEAT off to a new infogra—ACK
BEAT off to this stinkie you fudder!!!
>Verification not required.

>>49978193
screencap these mother fucking nuts faggot. get off our board and never post here again

"Some faggots on a mongolian horse fishing competitive forum are tired of chainlink. Clearly they are bag holders and not just tired of the constant paid promotion that I was caught doing with literal indians to get this thing up. And it's not like I saw airdrops took off on 4chan and quietly plotted to create my own with my coworkers and came up with the first idea that popped into my head... I am a genius... arghhhhh"

"Another 700k master! Thank you, I will await September $10, October $10, November $10 and on and on. September$10 is right, 42 is right, every other namefag is right, I just have to keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting, just keep waiting..."

"Yeah and the fucking SEC is on my ass but they can kiss my ass"

"no master I will kiss your ass and make dumb founded accusations at all the partnerships that are possible because you came up with some vague notion of data inter-weaving with smart contracts despite the fact that real time blockchain data aggregation is either impossible, will leave room for error or a reputation based system will endorse corruption thus rendering the entire idea of decentralized oracles entirely moot."

"No you idiot! No company will ever conceive their own oracle for their real-time needs, they're going to use our massively inflated shittoken linked to a bloated ethereum blockchain protocol to try and float open public transactional volume that will allow for data corruption or worse yet, middlemen attacks because I said so. You're the dumbass NEET and your money belongs to me... meee..meee!!! arghhhh!"

"Another 700k Master!" By now, the dumps are covering your chest and slipping onto the cellophane beneath your back. The gassy farts have made you delirious with joy. "Name me one other token that has it's marketing done for it by NEETs"

"Arghhhhh! Another 700k!"

Those of you who have been blindly following the chainlink shills are absolute fucking retards. If you had an IQ above 90 and spent 30 minutes researching, you'd actually understand why you are making the worst investment of your lives.

The problem with this board is literally most of the Chainlink shills could not explain to you why Chainlink is actually an amazing shitcoin. The few anons that do get it's a scam and post legitimately useful information get ignored because most of this board is dense and dumb as fuck and when they can't understand something is a scam they act like it wasn't even posted.

Chainlink is next gen ponzi. It will make all current holders with 10k+ bankrupt. You may have to wait 2-3 years, which most of you will be too dumb to do. You'll see a decrease a year from now and because you've been checking the price every fucking day for over 1500 days you'll think "fuck it, I'm selling, this isn't going anywhere!". When the token actually goes to zero you'll be holding the keys to your piece of shit Pontiac and those of us who weren't total brainlets and didnt buy will be having you park our Bentley's because you work as a fucking valet now.

This is not pasta. Do not repost this. This is simply the truth. Fucking screencap and check back in 2021. You know I'm right, I always am

for 3 years i've maintained that even if this shit goes to $0 I'M STILL NOT FUCKING SELLING

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK JANNIES
AND FUCK YOU

you'll NEVER EVER get a hold of my stinky linkies. cope with that you filthy hook nosed kike!

imagine getting butt hurt at seeing someone type out NIGGER redditors need the rope

>>21385190
You fat, cock sucking pieces of shit have no idea what you're talking about. This is a legit ponzi project, out of thousands of crypto projects this 1 and a handful of others actually are next gen ponzis and should and will crash to zero with good reason. You honestly think that devs of a $32mil scam project are concerned with keeping some social media addicted, millennial morons up to date with the latest fake news from said projects? Because they are not. If you want to keep up to date on the latest lies by Rory ask questions on the slack, follow the github, don't come to a Japanese anime board crying about lack of updates and no price movement. No price movement? Nigger this is a PnD scam the fuck you think the price gonna be doing?

You people think bin laden orchestrated 9/11, you think iraq had weapons of mass destruction, you think north korea and iran are threats to the west and you probably think we've been to the moon and that we live on a fluke ball spinning around the sun at thousands of miles an hour and that the moon is just a lump of rock there by chance that only appears to be the same size and travels similar routes to the sun, because it's exactly the right distance, by coincidence, and our ball earth tilting at exactly the right angle, by coincidence, rotating at exactly the right speed, by coincidence that they just "appear" the same size, travelling the similar routes and the same speed because COINCIDENCE - MUH BIG BANG ALL THE SCIENTISTS CAN'T BE WRONG.
WELL YES THEY CAN. BECAUSE THEY ARE. AND ALL YOU FUCKING RETARDED PIECES OF SHIT CAN'T WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND THE FACT THAT YOU, YOUR PARENTS, YOUR TEACHERS AT SCHOOL, REPORTERS ON THE NEWS AND ALL THE "TOP SCIENTISTS" HAVE BEEN LIED TO FROM FUCKING BIRTH. ABOUT EVERYTHING. INCLUDING THE VERY NATURE OF YOUR BEING AND THE VERY NATURE OF REALITY. IT'S ALL A FUCKING LIE.
CHAINLINK IS ANOTHER LIE
SELL NOW OR GET FUCKED.

>>20178625
>Sergey said he 'forgot' to file the paper work with the insurance and yawned very loudly
saved

It is actually a part of his performance. I shit you not, but he eats that burger in two bites. He always does that to energize the audience before his presentation. They go absolutely insane when he does it. You can hear gasping and loud mumbling, as they sit in disbelief as to what they just saw. Sergey then says "You would never in your wildest dream belive that what you just saw is possible. You will think the same about the presentation, but it's true, all of it". He immediately follows up with a very long, almost neverending gurgling fart. This is ensued by dead silence as the crowd again is in disbelief and shock, and not sure how to react. That's when Rory starts slow clapping from the back of the room while leaning nonchalantly against the wall. The audience follow his lead and it ends in a standing ovation. People are are cheering, clapping and even praising Sergey with their arms and head stretched towards him with blissfull faces. The energy in the room moons, and some of the ladies are crying and even fainting.

This man is, as Scott Adams would put it, a master persuader.

>>19653447

I saw Sergey Nazarov at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>18699605
when i played football back in high school whenever someone fucked up or got in trouble outside of the team, our coach he would assign us, "BM" also known as behavior modification which consisted of the individual having to run gassers for an x amount of time depending on how bad they fucked up.

is this what 5g is gonna do?

>>18284690

here

inside here is the proof

Apologize

pee pee poo poo

>>13899822
Sue this, Satoshi.