/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55933307
Can you scoop me up on the way dawg? I just need a ride to the liqua sto. I'll find my way back home on my own

>>55929258
euro fag, we only have stupit certificates,

index for the big crash and hedging, tames for pullbacks.

Its so fucking beautiful, amd keeps dropping <3

>>55920414
up 20% though
shorted the top

>>55906720
You got quite a good outlook on humanity I see, but yea we are talking 40 year timeframe. Also, just curious, is there a triple leverage complete tyranny and enslavement ETF by chance?

What's a good top tick price today for shorts/puts on QQQ? I wanna fade it at some point

>>55839064
I wouldn't worry about it.

>>55824653
Here we have a Mumu who's angry because deep down inside he knows, or senses, the truth. Later he will direct his anger inwards. It will turn into self-hatred. He, after he realized how much he fucked up, will want to kill himself. This he already feels subconsciously, so he's projecting those feelings outwards by telling bears to kill themselves.

It's sad, really. Because there's no way to help him. We can't save him from himself.

>30 minutes left

>>55731962
Still time to exit mumu.

>>55654252
>>55652222
Tomorrow will be fun.

memento mori
Remember mumu, that you must die.

>>55142282
NVDA LOD

>vix up 4$
>soxs rising

It is in the nature of things to go down

>>55005010
Well it took Nikkei about 30 years, so I'd say SPY could reasonably get back to ATH's in 5-10 years - does that work for you?

Kill bulls. Behead bulls. Roundhouse kick a bull into the concrete. Slam dunk a bull baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bulls. Defecate in a bulls food. Launch bulls into the sun. Stir fry bulls in a wok. Toss bulls into active volcanoes. Urinate into a bulls gas tank. Judo throw bulls into a wood chipper. Twist bulls heads off. Report bulls to the IRS. Karate chop bulls in half. Curb stomp pregnant black bulls. Trap bulls in quicksand. Crush bulls in the trash compactor. Liquefy bulls in a vat of acid. Eat bulls. Dissect bulls. Exterminate bulls in the gas chamber. Stomp bull skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate bulls in the oven. Lobotomize bulls. Mandatory abortions for bulls. Grind bull fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown bulls in fried chicken grease. Vaporize bulls with a ray gun. Kick old bulls down the stairs. Feed bulls to alligators. Slice bulls with a katana.

Baggie, bottom is $11k

Times running out mumu

>>54582805
You think I’m trapped in here with you? You’re trapped in here with me.

>>54477116
Running out of time mumu...

Time's running out mumu, you're going to carry those bags

1st for Bobos

>>54222621
There will also be a massive slaughter of mumu's since they caught pivotidis.

>>54144043
>We are 14 months into your big gay bobo "crash" and the S&P 500 isn't even down 20% from ATH.
it is down -19% though, and the nasdaq is down -27%. we are about to print a negative GDP number in April. watch and learn