/biz/ - Business & Finance

I feel that I can look back on all of this now and understand why we believed what we did at the time, and why we were so hopeful. It's not like it was as obvious as some other projects - but unfortunately some of you have not come to the realization that you are coping with financial stockholm syndrome. You still persist in flooding this board for validation, but it's so painfully clear that the spammers are nothing but desperate, emotional bagholders trying to circlejerk one last exit spurt out of this now provably centralized, amateur shitcoin.

Chainlink's team is literally dumping all over us as we speak. Sergey just has a few more presentations to go where he drags his drag his fat, tech-illiterate ass like a dog with worms before an audience of college freshmen who wanted to play with crypto as a hobby and then he can finally cash out his own stack and retire early. He could go up on stage, announce the cessation of the project, and then post pictures from some beautiful beach in czech every day and you would still hold onto your extremely overvalued stacks. They don't even dump on you themselves. That's how bad it is at this point - they can literally use a bot to sell off huge amounts of link every single day and know that you'll just make up cope because it's too hard to accept. This proves that the team is definitely aware of the sentiment on this board - they know that old retards and new suckers alike are trapped now. Sergey could show up to his presentations drunk at this point and you imbeciles would just try to claim that he's a chad despite the fact that he is a soft and timid little eunuch who is clearly in way over his head. But then again, so are you.

The difference is, is that he's going to walk away an insanely rich man while you're going to be flipping burgers and imagining yourself in sports cars for the next 40 years until you die of heart failure from eating big-macs 'ironically.'

>>14941068
Don't worry. As soon as Sergey's see it's pumping again he'll be dumping 700k more on the market. You'll be able to get back in at $2.10ish

>he bought Jason Parser's meme token

Shawty, hol mir noch 'n Shot
Shawty, hol mir noch 'n Shot
Shawty, hol mir noch 'n Shot
Shawty, hol mir noch 'n Shot
Du bist grad in mei'm Kopf
Du bist grad in mei'm Kopf
Shawty, hol mir noch 'n Shot
Shawty, hol mir noch 'n Shot

>>14823637

Nothing personnel buddy, hey maybe if you catch me at McDonalds I'll buy you a bigmac.

>>14624552

Oh fuck... Sergey is GROWING...

>>14609808
>a $2000 ICO stack is now called a chadfolio
I want to go back when we all laughed about having 100k stacks and being poor.

>>14538089
"I'm gonna eat enough hamburgers to power NY for three days with my gases"

Your wallet died for his sins.

I made all the eminem Slim Sergey LINK lyric remixes in dec 2017 if anyone remembers those. Unfortunately I deleted them all if anyone still has them saved

>Holds a measly 334 LiNK
>Believes he’s gunna make it

Gtfo pajeet.

Why the fuck would I help normiefags make it?

They’re the first one to sell once this take off to $10 or $100 or $1000 and finally $10000

Fuck people people like them. They’re the one’s that is wrong with crypto. Many pajeets here are in here for the long term and truly believes in Sirgay.

We believe in the tech and we want true financial freedom we don’r fucking need normiefags who will sell because they made 50% of their paltry investment.

>>14262681
Do you really think banks will trust in this man?

FUD, sell now.

>>14185142
who is hotter?

So if some third-worlder's dollar is 4x less than burgerbucks that means their cost of living is much lower.
Which means their eqivalent of 10k link is 2.5k, and they can stop bitching.

I'm starting to think I need to create multiple plebbit and twitter alts just to counteract the fud there. We have fucking google integration, stealth mode is over.

Here you go losers, talk about your shitcoin scam here instead of shitting up the entire board.

>>13986016
Nice try Sergey

>>13869680
>eats $40 million worth of investments in one year
*heh* nothin personal, kid

I read in another thread that Sergey once gave a ChainLink presentation to dozens of attendees while sitting on a toilet? And he tried to someone spin it into an analogy about smart contracts?

Obviously this is bullshit, but where in the hell did it come from??? Pure fiction from some lonely /biz/ neet?

>>13805614
wow a parking lot. not even enough link to get top floor suite in a nicer city. stay poor faggot.

THERE’S A WHALE FLYING OVER MY HOUSE