/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30158560
>fud_img47
If this is not a troll you niggers let me so far under your skin that you think pretending to be me is going to change people.
I'm laughing so hard because shill or not, i live rent free in your head.
Please, fix the goddamn toilet in here, it reeks of shit.

>MELVIN TRYING DESPERATELY TO END IT AT SUB 100
>IF THEY HAVE TO SPEND THE WEEKEND OVER 100 THAT'S BUCO MORE BUCKS WASTED IN THE LONG RUN FOR THEM
God this is SO FUCKING LIT.
I've been hooting like an ape in my chair for the past two hours just watching the gorillas punch each other.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

>Close to my 130
COME ON, MELVIN, DO IT.
DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT.
>Shoots back up to 135
FUCKING KNEW IT, pussies.

>>29163930
>The madman hopped back on the boat
MMMMMMMMM I KNEW MY GAMBLERS INTUITION WAS NOT WRONG.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA,
GET FUCKED HEDGIES.
ALL THIS FUD ABOUT HOW HE LEFT THOSE FUCKERS TO ROT AND HE GETS RIGHT BACK INTO IT.
Get absolutely FUCKED,
Foreskin reassignment surgery for all hedgies is a GO.

>>28874977
CONFIRMED.
OUR GOOOOOOOD, IS AN AWESOME GOOOOD HE ISSSSSSSSS.

>>28475323
Conspiracy? Nah dawg.
Melvin is moving all of their funds out of all their main holdings. They are FREAKING OUT tonight.

I know this thread is winding down, but I want you all to remember.
This is a gamble we have undertaken, and there is a high chance it could blow up in our faces, like any gamble ever taken.
But.
The allied forces took a gamble on landing in normandy, the most heavily defended landing beach, and fought their way through.
People gambled on a small glasses wearing nerd and his pet computer geek wozniak making a company work for computation and computer and lo and behold Microsoft is a giant.
Sometimes you have to risk it big to win big.
All we have to lose is some throwaway funds and our dignity, they stand to lose EVERYTHING.
Let that sink in for a moment, and consider what that means for the future. On how much is at stake for one side, and how little is at stake for another.
Then consider the actions of people on sites discussing business lately, how moral busybody people have become, then ask yourself.
"Is this gamble worth taking?"
And if you don't find it in your heart to say yes, and raise the stakes, then you are weak and will never win a game of poker.

>>28269891
Make me, i see your bluff and raise you 20 more shares in the morning.
What are you going to do about it?
Laugh?
Cry?
Shit yourself in sheer rage?
Go cry more, THIS IS GAMBURING MAN'S TURF.

>>28262207
You fucking idiot, they are still being torn up
/WE/ escaped the deathroll from collapsing the economy.
Be glad we get the best of both worlds in this outcome, paid and btfo'ed hedgies.

>>28227888
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY KEK