/biz/ - Business & Finance

MAKE IT STOP MOMMY AAAAAAAAAA

>>7591093
>M-MOMMY, IT'S GOING DOWN AGAIN, I-I'M GONNA MAKE IT MOMMY, M-MUH LAMBO

College sophomore here with my dream engineering internship, it's for a manufacturing design position at the most prestigious company in my city. It's on Tuesday but I'm already getting tons of anxiety.


I don't think it will be too technical of a interview but what are some generic questions and responses I should memorize to not seem like a turbo autist?


Also what the fuck should I say when they ask me to tell about myself? Should I just be as safe as possible and talk about how I always have been interested in engineering and it's my dream job that's the only thing that fulfills me? Idk I've aced an interview before but that was at fucking Costco (which actually is incredibly hard to get a job at btw)

>>7549357
>t. salty fag who bought at 9k believing all the hype
Don't kill yourself.

MOMMY MOMMY THE BIG MEAN SCARY RED CANDLES ARE BACK
PLEASE PLEASE MOMMY PLEASE DONT LET THEM HURT ME AGAIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

M-M-M-MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HELP ME
MAKE THEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMM STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THEY TOUCHED MY PEEPEE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MOMMY NO

YOU SAID IT WAS OVER MOMMY YOU SAID THE BAD MEN ARE GOING AWAY

WHY MOMMY WHY DID YOU LIE

MOMMY THEY'RE HURTING ME

>>7487937
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMOMMY

MOMMY MAKE THE RED CANDLES STOP

MOMMY HE'S HURTING ME!!! MOMMY MAKE HIM STOP!!!! M-MOMMY???? WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE MOMMY??? WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING ME MOMMY??? IT HURTS SO BAD MOMMY PLEASE MAKE HIM STOP PLEASE MOMMY PLEASE!!!!

IM A GOOD BOY MOMMY HELP PUMP MY ARKIES UP AHHHHHHHH MOMMY AHHHH!!!

>tfw ever having to experience negative emotions
the absolute state of /biz/

How can I go to McDonalds if I have no money left?

IT'S GOING UP FOR REAL AGAIN THIS TIME RIGHT, MOMMY?
THE /BIZ/ MEANIES DIDN'T SCAM ME OUT OF MY MONEY, DID THEY, MOMMY?

>>7333400
MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!

I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!

I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!

IT WON'T STOP GOING DOWN MOMMY MAKE IT STOP

MOMMY MOMMY WHY IS IT BELOW 8K AGAIN???

FUCKING HELL I HAVE NO MONEY LEFT I JUST SPENT $200 ON FUCKING HEARTHSTONE

>>7228144

MOMMY IT HURTS SO BAD MOMMY MAKE IT STOP

MAKE THE ORANGE PUTINBITCH GO AWAY MOMMY HE'S HURTING ME

MOMMY PLEASE

> TFW just shorted 100x at $8200

>>7175948
NOO I DON'T WANT A JOB I DON'T WANNA DO IT, PLEASE MOMMY NOOOOO

I've recently read through the Chainlink whitepaper, and I'm curious to hear what others think about a potential sybil attack I've been thinking about. This type of attack is briefly discussed in the paper as a mirroring sybil attack, where a malicious actor runs multiple oracle nodes that mirror the data of just one of the nodes. This means only one of the nodes has to do any real work, or pay for any real services, while the other nodes can freeload and get paid. I posted a similar thread in r/LINKTrader, but thought I'd throw it out to a winder audience here, and this is also more thought out. Here's an example of what I'm talking about.
Consider that someone is running a chainlink oracle service that gives information about stock prices. They've purchased a feed of the data, which their oracle queries to return to the requesting user smart contract. The requesting contract is having Chainlink Core aggregate the responses from n oracles, and our hypothetical node operator prices his oracle just below the minimum ask price (in LINK) so that he will be matched with the bid from the user contract.
Now, suppose our oracle operator wants to increase his profits. He could increase his LINK ask price to the maximum that would still allow his node to be selected, but this would likely only net a slight increase in LINK fees. Alternatively, the operator could get clever and fire up an additional n - 1 oracle nodes (where n is the number of nodes requested by the user), and have these nodes simply mirror the data on the existing node he is running. These additional nodes would be very cheap to run, as they can just be virtual servers and do not have high computational needs. So the operator's costs have increased slightly, but his costs per node are now significantly lower than the other oracle operators, because he is able to distribute the cost of the data feed across several nodes that are sharing it.

>>7120077
>B-B-BUT MYYYY BITCOINSSSSSSS

>>7101442