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Be honest, why are you spending another Friday night alone on 4chan?

I have had treatment resistant depression for the past 10 years.

Why did self-improvement fail to work for you?

Welp, just bought the top again and obviously it dumped right away. Already lost half of my account since I started trading. I'm clearly not cut out for this, as well as probably clinically retarded. I guess I have no choice but to go back to wagin'. Good luck with your internet coins, fellas.

Why should I get a job if I don't have a girlfriend or any friends?

What's the difference between cope and hope?

Why did your parents fail to build generational wealth?

And why are the people shilling for it so evangelical about it even though it never worked for them?

>>15954308
>interview with HR
>let's see how you handle interpersonal problems :^)
>give me an example of how you settled a disagreement with your girlfriend :^)
>I-i never had one
They didn't call me back.

>>15903137
>>15903437
>TFW your parents only had you so that you could be a worker slave to keep old people alive with your youth

I could have bought 10,000 BTC for $41 in March 2010...

Why do we hate money?

just took me 3 minutes to use a vending machine for the first time. I didn't know you had to press the numbers after paying. people were laughing at me. i'm crying eating my chips in the bathroom

>ok, I think we'd like to offer you the job conditional on a few background checks to ensure a safe and inclusive working environment
>ok you have a Facebook, Twitter and Instagram account, all good there
>No convictions in the last 7 years, great
>Ok, one more thing. Can you provide us with a sexual activity reference please? This must be someone of either gender you've been sexually active with within the last year. Unfortunately failure to provide this will result in you being rejected due to our incel barring policy.
>Ok so when you're ready please provide their number. We'll have to check within the interview, I'm sure you understand

>at open evening, talking to 40 to boomer
>I want to become a doctor, are these the right a levels to study (I'm 21 and already have a bachelor's)
>I'm a doctor so I can give you some guidance
>wow you mean medical doctor?
>yes
>Why'd you quit?
>Got made redundant in the recession
>What level were you? Consultant, registar?
>I worked in the lab
>Wait sorry are you a medicine doctor or a PhD doctor?
>I studied biomedical sciences and did a PhD in it
>ahhh sorry I want to become a hospital doctor
>I was a hospital doctor
>no sorry I want to study medicine, not biomedical sciences or anything similar
>why not? It's just the same as what doctors study when it comes down to it
>Yeah I'm sure it is it's just not what I want to do, I want to become a doctor doctor
>Boomer storms off and I leave alone after waiting 30 minutes

Legit one of the most painfully awkward things I've experienced in my life.

>>13701581
>implying we feel anything except existential emptiness

When does life start getting good?

>>13540047
You can see her and some other person on the photo, a grandkid or some shit. Still, nobody cared up until someone probably complained about the smell when the body lied there decomposing for weeks. An entire lifetime worth of memories and experiences turned into a stain on the carpet. Death is terrifying.

When does life start getting good?

>>13469964

Just be a robot surrounded by nice things. Secretly curse the world in your heart.

How do I profit off my inability to feel pleasure?

>>10899069
i really dont like living at my parents house homie thats the one thing i was like im out or nothin

life aint worth it in my parents

At this point I may have spent weeks of my life explaining this shit to people on this board. I haven't had LINK in months.

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