/biz/ - Business & Finance

DOGECOIN INFINITE SUPPLY , 10M MAX VOLUME IT CAN BE TRADED. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR PAJEET COIN AND GETTING FUCKED BY THE WHALES.

>>27846760
Keep coping buddy. This is a traders market and in the end bobo will get what's his. Go shove your longs up your ass.

yeah, im thinking im back

>>27730859
i hope you have a nice day anon :)

>>27457064
You did sell.... didn’t you anonymous...

Hedgies closed their positions long ago. Right now you are holding a stock of a dying company that keeps its value based on hype and memes. Once this dries up all you will be left with is 3$ stock, hopefully enough to buy a rope at Walmart.

>>27383116
Hedgies closed their positions long ago. Right now you are holding a stock of a dying company that keeps its value based on hype and memes. Once this dries up all you will be left with is 3$ stock, hopefully enough to buy a rope at Walmart.

>mfw i just bought 3 GME Short contracts
Fuck those faggots for hating on our rocks

>>27335617
SQQQ chads report in

>>27177027
yeah no way they ban retail outright, they would get their asses handed to them by everyone, including wallstreet. they REALLY don't want that, even after this.
I could see restrictions on leverage and derivatives tho, but if they don't do it tactfully they'll also eat shit for this, given the relatively high financial literacy of the masses compared to the level it was it during previous mainstreet assfuckings.
every retard I know now knows what options are and holds some sort of ultra risky asset (crypto, TSLA, etc), it's telling. Can't wait to see how this pans out

All is in the name of guiding humanity down the right path.

>>26953284
THE
BEAR
WILL
LEAVE
HIS
CAVE
FOREVER
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Hope this fomo’ing works out well for you. Just know someone is gonna be left holding the bags retards

Heres to all you GME retards holding Reddits bags

I smell a dump

>>26372761
I think not.
Prepare for the rude reawakening that of which was 2018.

Someone here wanted to sell some IRV. I'm trying to buy 300 shares at 1.96 CAD, help me bro.

Anyone else understands it or not yet?

It's the end for Crypto. I mean, not entirely, but you guys can also sense that it will crash once again into oblivion like in 2017?

Back then, it took two years to build up back again. Just sayin', it seems like it's happening again.

meme chart accepted

Daily investment / non-investment regret thread.

Do you regret something, missed an opportunity, or went crazy on a shitcoin?

I'm curious to hear about it. Tell me your daily investment regret, /biz/

Markets are closed

Crypto had a 3 day weekend

Expect dump today

>>26122218
Bears are gonna get the honey, while bulls are gonna be castrated. I'll throw some small change at you when I see you in the soup line.

Thanks to today's obvious shorting opportunity, I'm now worth $220k. Thanks, bulltards, and please play again :)

>>26018611
Join us, we'll get some cheapies soon enough