I get to work a few minutes early (gotta go fast, amirite?) clock in and begin working my usual route. about 2 hours later over the intercom I hear "FriendKiller96 PLEASE COME TO THE OFFICE, FriendKiller96, PLEASE COME TO THE WAREHOUSE OFFICE. Thank you :) " So I ride my pallet jack to the office and see the big big BIG boss man looking at me through the window. "Oh boy, I'm getting fired today... Cool now I can finally have my social life back and do what 20 year olds are supposed to be doing and not working 55 hours a week"
I open the door and he tells me to sit in a little room. I sit down, he walks in and closes the door behind him.
Boss: "You aren't in trouble, relax"
Me: "Okay, then what's up?"
At this point he is sitting in front of me behind his desk
Boss: "There really isn't an easy way to say this..."
Boss: "Well, we've been getting some complaints about your.. Uhh.. Body odor"
Me: "That's funny.. You're funny"
Boss: "I'm being serious"
Me: "Oh, then you aren't funny... Seriously? My Body odor?"
Basically we have a conversation like that for a bit... I'm super embarrassed, red-faced, annoyed, and just feel super insulted. I ask him how many people complained and he said three... THREE PEOPLE IN A 2 HOUR SPAN.. Fucking....